""Love more, fear less. Float more, steer less." The revolution will be digitized"

What am I like? Well, I'm reliably told I'm cheeky, mischievous, excitable, slightly manic and at times tactless (I'd call it being honest).. Although I do like to be active i.e. quite sporty etc. (doesn’t everyone?) I'm not an adrenalin junkie, so if you honestly believe base jumping/bungee jumping is your favourite sport... please stop reading DUDE! Why am I on here? After becoming single I've decided to get more creative than just friends of friends and the local disco, so here I am hawking the electronic dance floor of Plenty of Fish instead!

Just one more thing...Folks that say you live too far away -Speaks Volumes...If you're looking for Miss Right & can relate to what I'm saying in this then drop me a line...If you're looking for - Miss Will Do because She's closer - well...Distance is hardly a challenge in a country this small.

A few reasons why it's great to be a WOMAN

1. Fat days can be compensated by a Wonderbra, Magic Knickers and a good Blow Dry
2. We don't have to do the asking out (but we can if we want to)
3. Women live, on average, 5 years longer than men - So when you're complaining about how long we spend in the bathroom just stop to think - We've got time to burn
4. We're fas less likely to get excessive nostril hair
5. We can pee and actually get it in the toilet bowl (without anyone standing next to us making genital-size comparisons)
6. We're less likely to die of heart disease or cancer. And less likely to get athletes foot, too
7. We can talk to people of the opposite sex without imagining them naked (although thats not that much fun)
8. We're always right (even when we know we're not)
9. We know, with certainty, whether size really does matter...



This is my sense of humour...:-
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ERP4hI7c7NE
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AVTVMgF8nLQ&feature=related

Age between 28 and 42
Must not be looking for Intimate Encounter
Must not be married