I like motorcycles, alternative history, SciFi, sushi, the outoors, dogs, and a lot of other stuff. Who doesn't. If you have an Impeach Obama sticker on you're car, we aren't going to get along, not because I like Obama, but because you're a moron. Did I mention the part about being totally unable to suppress expressing my opinions?

I'm looking for someone who is intelligent, has some of their sh*t together, drama free and strikes some sort of chord and knows the location of the caps lock key. Also, I'm looking for someone who is height/weight proportionate. There is a chart on wikipedia if you're curious. If you must know, I'm 6',170lbs. and horribly shallow.

What makes me unique? I wouldn't even know where to begin on that one. Anyway, I think the PoF suggestions are crap anyway and everyone should just write what they want to.

I would also like to state for the record that I do not have a criminal record, bodies in the crawl space under the house, nor am I inclined to kidnap people and keep them in a shed in my back yard, unless they're actually into that sort of thing.

I don't know, what do you want to do? Snicker snicker.