hello i am really a male dwarf, the pic is of me but i was deformed horribly in an accident involving DAZ washing up liquid. On the brighter side the change opened up a new career in acting. I played a homosexual ewok in Return of the Jedi and as a hobbit named Alan in Lord of the Rings.

I enjoy Basketball.....normally i end up in the net along with the ball though which i find a tad frustrating and this use of me as a gaming projectile has made me
insecure

New job as male escort isnt going well..... For some reason im getting stalked by the Moscow State Circus !

Very chilled out.... dont like formal stuff as it feels like an interview and you both need to be as relaxed as possible

To women who need to change men to fit what they want ! ; you dont need to stomp me im ready made romantic and come with richard gere navy outfit and box of milk tray.