You may find what you are about to read....funny...then again you may not. but please keep in mind one thing.i am on here looking to find somebody to spend time with.and if all goes well grow old with. Words are easy to write..its easy to be funny when you have time to think about it. friendship and love you have to work at.I may not be the best looking guy in the world, but my hearts in the right place.i may not be very clever but i can hold my own....and i do...often.lol...sorry....its a joke!!!


lieing is the number one cause of relationship break ups in the uk.
lying on top of somebody else is number two.

Not into mind games...so no charades...oh no... hang on... silly me... thats a mime game.


have a bottle of wine....turn your monitor a bit to the side....cover one eye....squint with the other eye while looking through a pair of sun glasses in the dark....and use a bit of imagination....now do i look like Wentworth Miller or what.lol



I NEED A LITTLE AFFECTION....NOT AN INFECTION SO IF YA PUT IT ABOUT THEN PLEASE
DONT CONTACT ME.....if i wanted itchy & scratchy ide watch the simpsons.....


Can some one please tell me why a lady can write 3 bloody lines on her profile and have anything from 50 to 200 favorites. mine is like a autobiography and ive got 7 now how is that right. ive tried taking my clothes off and everything.lol

I keep getting asked what i look for in a woman.well hmmm i really dont know cos i have never had to think about it before.not for 24 years anyway.
but if i had to pick off tv then may be vicky butler henderson....top totty..lol


Hi everyone


.......The pics don't do me justice...i look better in person....... through a frosted window.lol

I am giving up smoking and also giving up sex.
not doing so well with the smoking.....but the sex..its been nearly a year so doing great on that score.lol




................I HAD A 6 PACK BUT I DRUNK IT.LOL..........

no strings sex? whats that no bondage.lol

OBSESSION IS A HOBBY...BUT STALKING IS ILLEGAL.LOL


I Don't do one night stands!! so if you are just after sex then i'm not for you.............. (YEAH RIGHT)..lol



My God who would have believed it...ya take ya clothes off and ya (viewed me) doubles.lol

IF YA PAY ME I'LL PUT MY CLOTHES BACK ON.lol]


I'm not a perv I just notice things.

Ive got my own version of the kamasutra...i can sleep in 35 different positions.lol

please no serial daters...serial killers...or some one who eats far to much cereal

looking for a plain jane

"BUT YOU DON'T HAVE TO BE CALLED JANE"


....if you have a nut allergy then don't contact me cos i am a little bit nuts....


there is that much underwear on show on this site........its like an advert for ann summers.lol

please leave us blokes something to the imagination......if ya put the present on the outside of the wraping paper its no fun now...is it.
Who the hell am i kiddin.......let it all hang out.lol

Right About Me!!!

If I fell in a bucket of tits I would come out sucking my thumb.
Take a look at the picture. Thats me, and I am who I am. (not every man with a bald head is a thug)

a little bit anti social I just need to meet the right person to bring me out of my shell again. They do say you are as old as you feel,well i would like to (FEEL) someone around thirty please (JOKE)
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I do have a gsoh but can be a little crude at times but only when provoced.(typical man).
I have been seperated from my wife since june 2007 after 24 years together married for 18 of them......Found herself a 25 year old toy boy. So i am still a bit fragile (be gentle with me).

I have 2 grown up kids a girl of 21 and a lad 18 that both live with me......They just wont leave lol.

if ya want to know anything just ask....



As you can see if you read my profile i do have a sense of humour..but..BUT..I also have a seriouse side. i am quite an emotional person i cried watching green mile.god how sad am i but thats me. I don't drink as a rule so i don't go out much cos most of my friends are pish pots so i don't bother. after having that person by your side for 24 years and all of a sudden not.well you can guess i suppose. please don't read this wrong i'm not all doom and gloom but it takes time...now if that does'nt put you off then nothing will.lol

POKE...POKE OY WAKE UP.LOL

CONGRATULATIONS!! for getting this far......now dont just go without saying hello....i do bite but not hard.lol