if you know what my name means, and you understand it, and love it, contact me! you are the one! if you don't know, all you have to do is ask. you will be amazed. it leaves me acting like a kid in a candy store.

the doctor, on my last visit to the hospital, said i was the biggest 16 yr old he'd ever seen. he was patching me up after a motorcycle accident. then we reviewed the other visits and how the rest of me was healing up. during another visit i told him i was going racing in 2 days. he pointed out that he was casting my broken arm. i pointed out the palm area needed to be thinner so i could grind properly.

the perfect gal should be able to say "yep, he's done" when i am on the floor out of breath, exhausted from the exertion, then put me in the car and take me home to rest up and do it all over again. and for reasons completely different than what you are imagining. it can't be described, you have to experience the kaos.

most of my sailing stories usually start or end with "no one is going to believe this." i've sailed across the pacific to hawaii twice. i've crossed the equator, becoming a trusty shellback. i've sailed around vancouver island. i've snorkeled in the most beautiful atolls on earth. i've swam in the middle of the pacific. i couldn't touch bottom. i've caught tuna offshore and had the freshest sashimi ever 10 minutes later. i've raced in shark infested waters, and ended up in the water with them. i've raced in 30 ft waves in the gulf of mexico. i've hit a cruise ship. i've hit a cow. i've been knocked off my feet by water spraying over the deck. i've been washed overboard. seriously, no one is going to believe this.

i keep saying after all these kodak moments that i am never doing it again, only to be right back at it for the next one. the sea is a fickle mistress, pulling me back time and time again.

am i insane? that's between me and my therapist. and the race team.

future plans: yet another race trip to hawaii. how can i say no? and hopefully a 5 day race to mexico. the opportunities come, you can't say no.

apparently the women that think i am hot are all in brasil. might be time for a road trip.

a few things i am not into:

tattoos and piercings. sorry, but they do nothing for me. if you have a sleeve or your back is a mural, we are not on the same page. 15 piercings just means i am going to chip a tooth at some point in time. a cute tattoo and a pierced navel can be sexy, but that's as far as it goes.

loads of anmials. i grew up on a farm. i dig the 4 legged friends. i probably had my share of them and then some. as much as i love dogs, my life currently does not allow me to have one and be able to take care of it properly.

travel for the sake of going some place. yes, i've been to a lot of places. mostly for a reason, mainly racing. i don't have this urge to go see the world. it just happens because of what i do. it's hard to explain, but when travel is part of your lifestyle, you don't want to do it when you are not doing it.

ufc/mma. and boxing for that matter. i don't get it. what's the appeal of beating each other's heads in? there are far more enjoyable and civilized sports out there.

coffee. just gross! vile tasting. black juice from hell. no thanks!

commercial drive. it's not trendy, it's a slum!

something outdoors, like rollerblading the seawall, or down to granville island or coal harbour to check out the marina. take my boat out for a day and head out on the water. nothing fancy, just casual. go-karting for bragging rights. i'll probably let you win, unless you try to run me off the track. if you can show me how to use all the camera gear i have, all the better!

i'm looking for someone just crazy enough to enjoy the ride with me.

observation #1: saying you are not for intimate encounters here, but being on cougarlife looking for a quick lay is a bit hypocritical don't ya think?
observation #2: if you have more pics of your pets here than of yourself, just who is it you are trying to get a date for, your pet or yourself? if you are that into your pets you surely won't have time for a guy anyways.
observation #3: likewise with the pics of you hugging friends. which one is you? might want to point that out lest we think your friend is hotter than you and figure that's who we are messaging.
observation #4: you are taking all this way way too seriously. instead of blocking a guy for saying hi to you, why not actually reply and find out what he's about? you might be surprised at the results.