WOMEN'S ENGLISH:

1. Yes = No
2. No = Yes
3. Maybe = No
4. We need = I want
5. I am sorry = You'll be sorry
6. We need to talk = You're in trouble
7. Sure, go ahead = You better not
8. Do what you want = You will pay for this later
9. I am not upset = Of course, I am upset, you moron!
10. You're certainly attentive tonight = Is sex all you ever think about?

MEN'S ENGLISH:

1. I am hungry = I am hungry
2. I am sleepy = I am sleepy
3. I am tired = I am tired
4. Nice dress = Nice cleavage!
5 I love you = Let's have sex now
6. I am bored = Do you want to have sex?
7. May I have this dance? = I'd like to have sex with you.
8. Can I call you sometime? = I'd like to have sex with you.
9. Do you want to go to a movie? = I'd like to have sex with you.
10. Can I take you out to dinner? = I'd like to have sex with you.
11. I don't think those shoes go with that outfit = He's a fag


I’m gonna love you….

Till the heavens stop the rain...I'm gonna love you Till the stars fall from the sky for you and I"...Great Doors lyrics, eh?...Let me tell you a little bit about myself and who i'd like to date. Soccer player in good shape for my age. Divorced June (04) and I got the dog (cocker spaniel). Music: George Harrison making his guitar gently weep...Mama Cass singing for her supper so she'd get breakfast (girl loved to eat)...Bob Dylan telling it like it is to his ex-wife, "if only you could stand in my shoes...you'd know what a drag it is to see you". The Turtles were So Happy Together (what were they so happy about?). Led Zeppelin taking a Stairway to Heaven. I play soccer outdoors every week (all year round) and tennis and softball at least 1/2 the year. I love antique auctions (yes, a straight guy who's hooked), diners and surfing the web. About My match: Easy to talk to. A plus if you're up on current events and like my dog. If you get to know me you'll see i'm not a liar and have a lot of integrity.

meet for coffee......or take a walk on the boards....stop for an ice cream....or meet at an antique auction (public place)....all good first dates....if there's chemistry, then.......(you finish the sentence and write me your response)