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Profession FUTURE DENTAL HYGiENIST
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About Me
I somehow find humor in almost everything and everyone. I laugh and smile by the minute and it's probably because I'm making fun of you that very second in my own head. If it's not you I'm laughing at then it's probably myself. I'm pretty damn silly. I don't take anything too seriously. Why does every dude on here say their body is "athletic?" yeeaahhh oookkkaaayyyy! be honest people! I am....hahaha ~Any man can sweep any woman off her feet, he just needs the right broom~  I'll get you next time Gadget!!! Nexxxt Tiiiiiiiime!!! Nice guys finish first. **** i do get many messages and i usually skip the boring ones and reply to the ones that stand out, soooo .......
First Date
"I apologize to you if I don't seem real eager to jump into a forced awkward intimate situation that people like to call dating. I don't like the feeling. You're sitting there, you're wondering do I have food on my face, am I eating, am I talking too much, are they talking enough, am I interested, I'm not really interested, should I play like I'm interested but I'm not that interested but I think she might be interested but do I want to be interested but now she's not interested? So all of the sudden I'm getting, I'm starting to get interested... And when am I supposed to kiss her? Do I have to wait for the door cause then it's awkward, it's like well... goodnight. Do you do like that ass-out hug? Where you like, you hug each other like this and your ass sticks out cause you're trying not to get too close or do you just go right in and kiss them on the lips or don't kiss them at all? It's very difficult trying to read the situation. And all the while you're just really wondering are we gonna get hopped up enough to make some bad decisions? Maybe play a game called just the tip, just to see how it feels, or ouch ouch you're on my hair!"
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 | What to say about one of the greatest girls in the world. Hmmmmm. Well besides her amazing ability to balance two full pint glasses on her breasts while standing upright (and what beautiful breasts they are) She holds the Canadian Hooters record for the most bottles of beer sold in a 24 hour period..you ready.453 bottlesssss...i know!! Thats not all!! This girl has a certificate in the "art of cudds", which means you won't find anyone better at cuddling than lexybabybones. She graduated from highschool and was on the honor roll 2 of the 5 years she was there. Pretty good for a girl who had to deal with puberty from an early age. She also is recognized for her appearance on "so you think you can dance canada", she did a rendition of michael jackson thriller which had the judges captivated. However she wasn't picked due to an unfortunate nipple slip. Besides all that Lexybabybones or as i like to call her "the glove" is a great girl who is super super fun and you would be super super lucky to get to know her!! Kisses and hugs lady!! |
 | lexybabybones is a very hygienic person who hasn't pooed in the bathtub for over 24 years (no wait that was me ) 28 years. growing up with her was certainly good times and you could always count on her to share her things or throw them at you , depending on her current mood. she has a flair for music and would always write clever jingles normally at someone elses (aka, my) expense for her own amusement. needless to say things are never boring when she is around. just kidding sis. Love. |
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