I'm Pamela & thats a name you should never forget.
I'm not a lesbian and i dont star in porno okay??? just to clear that all up now.
I'm currently 18 years old & I'm wise beyond my years hoe.
I eat pudding for breakfast & i dont care what you think about that!
I'm looking for friends because im awesome like that.
I have met a few people off this site that i will always stay friends with.
I'm very proud of myself for accomplishing most of the thing i have accomplished.

Randomness is key:
I use the entire bottle of bubble bath to take a bath.
I love the movie Junoo so shut your GOB!
In Cleveland, Ohio it is illegal to catch mice without a hunting license.
Chuck Norris CAN believe it's not butter.
Women blink nearly twice as much as men
Intelligent people have more zinc and copper in their hair



I'm obsessed with Chuck Norris!
Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice
Chuck Norris frequently donates blood to the Red Cross. Just never his own.
If Superman and The Flash were to race to the edge of space you know who would win? Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris invented water.
Chuck Norris is Luke Skywalker’s real father.
Chuck Norris does not use spell check. If he happens to misspell a word, Oxford will simply change the actual spelling of it.
Chuck Norris doesnt have AIDS but he gives it to people anyway.
When you open a can of whoop-ass, Chuck Norris jumps out.
There are no disabled people. Only people who have met Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris doesn't see dead people. He makes people dead.
Chuck Norris calendar goes straight from March 31 to April 2 noone fools Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris puts the "laughter" in "manslaughter".
Chuck Norris can delete the Recycling Bin.
Chuck Norris can count to pie

& thats why im freaking amazing. I think maybe i AM the daughter of chuck Norris!
it only makes sense... I'm amazing he is amazing & we both have powerful legs.
If you dont like my profile i'm probably going to roadhouse kick you in the face.

Anyways, if you have any funny Chuck Norris jokes then email them to me!
I've probably already heard all of them but whatever. just email them anyways.

I'm a freaking studly stud muffin so email me mkay?
yupp thanks hoes.




P.S.
I already havea boyfriend and I love him more then anything so this is strictly for friends mkay? yeah now that thats cleared up... he;s the guy in my pics... isnt he a gorgeous piece of heaven? Well if you dont think so then you can hit me up & tell me & i'll have chuck Norris kick yo a$$