i think this whole Plenty Of Fish thing is a lot like Fishing....you attach your "bait" onto your line and cast it into the huge Internet Dating ocean, hoping to snag that one special Angel Fish that bites on the bait.

The "bait" i'm using is dark haired, devilishly cute, *grin*, single & unattached, fit & athletic, funny and creative ....and makes a great catch (pun intended)
i'm a social chameleon..i can adapt to any situation you put me in..i can be the angelic choir boy you take home to mom...i can dress to the nines and take you out to a play..i can casual down to jeans and share raunchy jokes with your Uncle Ed at your family picnic
i don't have pets or children of my own, but i would LOVE to share your pet chores and read bedtime stories to the kids every night

i'm not doing this just for the "halibut"
i'd really like to be a "sole" provider and show someone a "whale of a time"
i don't like hearing "not tonight dear, i have a "haddock"
let's "carp" diem and go out and explore the wild blue ocean yonder
i'm hoping to catch a fish that's a lot like me, except of the female species.
i'm partial to small and slim fish, but all nibbles on my line will be considered.
so please...."BITE ME!!" :o)

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my Bucket List/ POF first date list:
- ride a horse
- hit a major league fastball in a batting cage
- ride a Segway
- walk across the new Golden Ears Bridge
- Bungee jump
- ride that rickety old wooden roller coaster at Playland
- Mile High Club (not to be confused with Safeway's Air miles)
- ice skate at GM Place
- squeeze off a few rounds at a Gun range
- travel to Fiji