Hello Fairest Juliet! Art Thou... Someone Positive, Feminine, In Touch With Her Spirit of Romance and Adventure? Well, if you're Looking for...

SOMEONE SILLY: 'Funny' really is the first word people use to describe me. I'm a produced Comedy Writer. My Family, Friends, and Co-Workers all as Witty as you could want...and I'd like to think I keep up!

SOMEONE SERIOUS: Besides Trivial Pursuit, I'm not fond of Games or Dishonesty any more than you are. I'm here to meet my Special Someone. Period. Flings aren't my thing....Okay, if Tina Fey calls, well sure. I'm only Human.

SOMEONE WHO LOVES DOGS!: My Two Awesome and Adorable Pugs are the Best! but, I pretty much love all Canine Critters.

SOMEONE CREATIVE: I'm a Working Pro in the Animation Field...and I know the My Little Ponies and Care Bears personally. If you ever want to get the dirt on Pinkie-Pie Pony and Cheer Bear, I'm Your Guy.

SOMEONE FREE FROM BAD AND/OR SELF-DESTRUCTIVE HABITS: Drat! You got me on this one. I like Italian food too much for my own good. Drinking, Drugs, or Gambling never held any interest and I think Smoking is the Worst Blight on Humanity since Germany's Flirtation with National Socialism, The Bush/Cheney Team, or MTV's Introduction of Rap.

So, if that sounds good to you, maybe you're looking for someone like me. It's true I need to lose what's left of this gut. Let's Walk, Bike, or Hike it off together. Sound fun? ...I'm also on a diet plan that's working like a charm. I've Jettisoned about 60 LBS to date, (Normally, I don't go for Puns, sorry).

IDEALLY, You're:
661/818 Area or Adjacent / Professional & Centered / Feminine & Independent / Confident & Appreciative
An Affectionate Cuddler, Kisser and Hand-Holder / Intelligent (A Huge Turn-On) / A Fellow Romantic at Heart

A Few Nerdly Interests Wouldn't Hurt Either.

Let's Go to a Cool Show (Play, Comedy Club, Concert, Special Screening). How about a Museum? I enjoy all types. I Love Theme Parks! Disneyland for me is "The Happiest Place on Earth" (Except for that Giant Rat in Red Shorts Clomping Around. Creepy!). There are So Many Adventures I'd Eventually Love to Share with the Right Woman, from Simple Evenings Cuddled-Up on the Couch Watching a DVD to Spontaneous, Romantic Weekend Getaways.

Yes, yes, yes. I will be happy to "Walk on the Beach" with you, since every woman seems to have that on her profi...

Waitaminute! Is that a Metaphor!?

"He Who Doesn't Echo Your Heart is Unworthy of Your Heart"

Stripped-to-the-Waist Knife Duel-to-the-Death Atop the Hollywood Sign? (Just call me an Old-Fashioned Romantic).

If that isn't your speed, Caffeine Ingestion Makes Sense. Nothing like a nerve stimulant when you're trying to make that first impression, is there?

Note: I will not "Meet You at a Free Clinic Wearing a Chicken Costume", so please don't suggest that. It sends the wrong message!