strait to the point. I'm not only looking for sex, so don't be so shallow girls.

1st of all, and this is the most important info of all. I am, Mr. Grand Fantastic him self. there is only one of me. what make me, "Me" is the fact that i give my full universe to the person i am with at the time. now this does not mater of how long i have known a person. it only takes a few min to see if you click or not. for me if i see there is clicking going on i will say " Great" as i wrap my are around you and whoosh you away. serious!, to the point that every one would think we have been together for ever, weather it be for a 1 night date or a 9 day adventure.


So here i am not looking for anything long term right now, but do feel the need to make someone feel like a star from time to time. and yes I can make you feel like a star for you will be in "My" universe where there is no limits on what you can be or have.


truly all i can ask is that if you decide that a date in the future with Mr. Grand Fantastic him self is in order and sounds like it would be a real blast dont me shy for i am not.


and i might add as well that my real name is Leslie, but
Mr. Grand Fantastic is who you will be meeting with if the time comes.


some things I'm looking for in girls are,...
short and sexy, tall and hot, black, native, oriental, all girls, girls of most shapes and sizes. I'm a sucker for big boobs and an pear shaped body. I'm also looking for some young girls (18+ old) and some older girls(45- young)

Me, I'm super spur of the moment, no deed to plan guy. 6 feet tall 150lbs 7 3/4 X 2'ish inch brain circumcised and have a vasectomy, if your good at what you do you can get 8+" out of it. never had any STD's and would like to keep it that way. I like to grow a Beard, but keep it short most of the time, got a business name to up hole, so i cant get to Bushed out. I like sex deep and slow more the hard and fast, but there is a time when I feel the need to be a maniac in the sack. I wold rather make love then then just Phuck. I own my one business and plan on expanding soon. I make $1000 per day when i apply my self. suck at book keeping, well I just hate it. I love doing thing that other people are scared to do. I enjoy my job as it is all me, and maybe a hot book keeper or sexy installer when I'm ready to expand. I enjoy 420 big time as I use it to help me relax and build my appetite. I don't like to cook, but I do like to eat. I used to do lots of drugs, acid, E, shrooms, little blow, salvia, and more, but now I just toke and once in a blue moon eat some shrooms. I don't relay drink booz, but have been known to tie one on, about once or twice a year. And when I do, I become my alter ego "Flint Hardstone" probably the most intense and wild person anyone could even imagine. I say "FULL BLAST" to Flint Hardstone. other then that I'm a little shy when meeting people for the fist time. not to big on large groups, but handle my self fine. I don't smoke tobacco, but i like the smell of a classy pipe. cigarettes are disgusting and I wish I could litter like that and feel OK about it. (IF YOU MADE IT THIS FAR I"M GUESSING YOUR NOT THAT SHALLOW)

also, I would like to add. just because I am fixed, doesn't mean I'm not going to try my hardest. and did i mention that i have damn fantastic stamina. i'm not one of these 2 min men, so if your looking for sex and think you can get it from me then you best plan for a minimum of 2 hours and i'll last as long as you want.

If there is anything in here that may interest you msg me and maybe we can hook up and chill. Providing I can put down the tools, so if you get the chance to hang with me you best be exiting and funny. Looking forward to hearing from you.

No downer people please. DOOM and GLOOM SUX

Also i would like to add that i find the adds on here way funny. " I got ripped in 4 weeks " with a guy that has fists bigger then his head. RIPPED OFF i say.

oh yeah, I have the sexiest business name between Sayward and Fanny bay.
Can You Guess what it is?:down:

not very many girls get the chance to be in the light of my universe, but if you do, you best not wast it.



the true me

"Me". well this may sound the same as the rest of the ppl or maybe not? My self, I do very much enjoy the out doors, more in the past few years then ever before. I seem to think it is because i am feeling trapped or something. Getting out of town to a lake or river seems to put me at ease. I would like to sell my house and move out to a lake. live up the free life i guess. I don't need much to be happy. what i do know it that i have almost everything a guy could want and yet I'm still feeling a little down in life. I have come to this new wild conclusion that "I" don't reside within the universe, but rather the universe resides within "Me". this may sound a little loopy, but if you think of it every thing you see, touch, taste, hear, and smell are all products of your imagination, weather it was trained or not. with this new vision of life i have I feel that i already have everything. the only problem with this is that i don't want everything for my self. so I feel that i am wandering through this vast lonely universe searching for someone ells. and when i find this someone they are going to be very grateful, for i have the full universe to offer. might i add that i am a full blast snuggle whump. i like to cuddle as i walk, sleep, sit, stand and the list goes on. some what of a cling on i guess.I just enjoy having a girl in my arms i guess?

as far as work goes. I am so swamped with it i don't even have time to sleep. for the past 6 or so weeks i have been pushing my self way past my boundary working 16-27 hours at a time with no end in sight. I often wonder how long i can pull this off for. taking a couple of day being a tour guide for a Russian was grand for my well being. i think it was well needed. after all it is summer.

I find it hard to describe my True self. it is way easier to fire some crap up to make a profile of good reading. maybe I should put my true self in my profile.

I have read somewhere around 3500 profiles and for the most part they are all the same.
"where do i start?" "well I'm happy and funny, down to earth." "I like friend and family" "I like camping, fishing,.....bla bla bla.

I have been told that my profile is more on the original side. and that it is good that i don't have pics of me flexing my arms or something lame like that. I'm not like other guys, all feeling like the need to be HE-MAN and show off there muscles to get chicks. I find this only gets the shallow ppl. and besides in my universe i am HE-MAN, the most POWERFUL man in the universe, but i don't have battle cat I have the Bat Hound.

well this is a little bit about the true me, way different then my profile I'm sure, but there is some of me in my profile just some though.