Just to see what is out there,maybe more than what we know.If this think click on my again an many messages we say better it will be.I am very out going and having a lot of fun,Get into as much i can with my kids.Subject Pre Dating Exclusively Agreement lol
Body: It's time to get out the lawyers. Some people have pre-nuptial agreements......I am taking it a step further. I need a pre dating exclusively agreement, in case I find yet another dumbass who knows nothing about racing.....

PRE DATING EXCLUSIVELY AGREEMENT....

1. Before I agree to date you and only you, you must read and agree to all statments in this contract. by signing this you take full responsibility to ensure all rules are follwed. By not signing this agreement, dating exclusively is null and void. This contract is NON-NEGOTIABLE!

2. If you stop insulting stock car racing and concede that it is a real sport, that it takes talent and skill, I will stop calling your WWE wrestling a bad soap opera with untalented actors. However, I won't stop thinking it.

3. If you take a genuine interest in racing, I will be more than happy to help you gain an intimate understanding of the sport.

4. Events and activities are to be planned AROUND NASCAR races. So learn the race schedule. Under special circumstances, this may not apply, However, If I will miss a race, it must be taped using TWO VCRs (just in case one fails). NO special circumstances will be considered for the following races: Daytona 500, either race at Talledega and the Bristol night race! If I am not watching them via satellite then I will be at the track watching them.

5. You already know the normal holidays.....Easter, Christmas, Thanksgiving. I have 2 other holidays: Speed Weeks and Daytona. These holidays WILL be observed!

6. During a race I DO NOT accept phone calls. No matter how many times you call.... I will NOT answer.

7. If we are watching a race togeter...please observe the following rules: Do not touch the remote, television, reciever, or VCR. Doing so will result in serious injury or worse. Do not talk during the race...Duct tape will be used if neccessary. You must sit a minimum of five feet away from me. This is partially for your own safety. If you are in a romantic mood, don't attemp to share it with me. Take a cold shower until the race is over.

8. While couples usually share things, there are some things that are off limits. My racing apparel is off limits....DO NOT TOUCH IT...( even if you are frozen and it is the only thing left in the closet)

9. While you may find Jamaica a romantic vacation spot, I find Bristol, Talledega, Charlotte, and anywhere that has race shops or tracks romantic spots.

10. When I take my vacation, I will be visiting one or more of the places mentioned above. You don't expect me to go deer hunting, and I don't expect you to spend the day at DEI.

11. If we break up and there is stuff to be divided, you can have back anything you gave me with the exception of any racing related items. You may keep anything I gave you, with the exception of racing related items.

12. In the event we move in together, I will require one room to display my NASCAR stuff....The smallest room will not be acceptable.

13. If it comes down to a choice between you and racing......racing will win.

14. If the opportunity arises that I can get tickets to the Bristol race under the lights, complete with garage access, I will do anything for them. If it requires your assistance, you will do anything to ensure I get them.

15. If it comes down to a choice between you and Dale Jr......Dale Jr wins!

By signing below, you have read and agreed to all terms set forth in this contract. Please know that there may additions to this contract at any time. mountaindewnascar88,woooohooooo

want know till it get there then will see,Having fun is what it about,wooohooo,maybe a long 500 fast mile trip.