"And Kansas she says is the name of the star..."

I'm a fairly calm, cool & collected lady. I do get nervous in crowds...I am one of those rare people who likes change...preferably 10s & 20s, but all small unmarked bills will do.

I'm not really sure what I want from this deal...at first it was just to socialize with other singles right after my mom passed away, then I thought I wanted a LTR. But then I didn't want to come out and "say" LTR..I'll get back to this in a sec. I'm a self-taught lady. I learned manners from Grace Kelly, charm from Audrey Hepburn and wit (as well as other feminine wiles) from Mae West. Like Mae, I believe that a man in the house is worth two on the streets. Ooh!

I can take care of my own business. Sure, I know how to cuss like a sailor but I'd rather not. I'd love to find a man who will wear the pants and take me off that duty! A guy that reads. A guy that knows how and when to behave...because while I am a lady, through and through, don't make me have to get up outta this chair...

Any guy out there longing for romance and a happy ending as much as I am? (Oooh, that didn't come out quite right, but...you know what I mean!)

I wish it would dump 3 feet of snow this winter. Oh, and if you're smoking around me you had better be on fire...