Alright people, here's what's important:

Firstly, I'm a Graphic Designer, and I love my work. i love it more than anything else. it will always come first. family, friends, sex, YOU... as long as it doesn't fu*k with my hygiene it's usually safe to say it'll come first. That being said, i still have free time for family, friends, sex and you, but as long as you know your place, you'll be fine.

Secondly, I'm unorthodox in a hell of a lot of ways. I'm smart but not obviously so. sexy, but you'll have NO clue how. sweet, despite my penchant for punk rock and punching things. high strung, but in the most laid back way possible. I suggest you just not try to analyze me because i've broken minds, and the guilt is overwhelming. It's enough to give me the jibblies.

Third, I am one hella intense motherfu*ker. The jury is still out on whether that's good or not, but i can promise you, you have never met anyone like me before. Even my enemies have recognized that i am quite irreplaceable. I make a good nemesis.

I am all kinds of random. within an hour I will talk about the shittiness of the state of modern music, to the mating habits of tortoises, dip into the raging battle to the death between Helvetica and Futura for the go-to sans serif, ramblings on Descartes' dualism theory, speculations on the average reaction to getting shanked in the stomach with a running vibrator, to how strong self consciousness is that it can make the french win a war *by proxy*, to what Orwell meant by "Orthodoxy is Unconsciousness" (so many people are confused about this it's shocking).

So, you. If you think you're smarter than me, love classic and/or punk rock, LOVE your profession, and aren't afraid to get your hands dirty, ring me up and tell me so.

3 words, dude: Drunken. Playground. Adventure.

Nah, I don't know. I trust we will think of something.