Let me start by saying I lied already, I don't have a car, I drive a truck, but they didn't have truck on the menu. And when I'm not driving my truck, I'm on my bike, and no silly gurl, I don't mean my bicycle. Of course I enjoy outdoor activities, like rollerblading with the Titans cheerleaders--how else do you think I keep this beefcake bod in shape? And naturally I love animals, thats why I don't eat em. See, I'm not a total bad ass. A couple times a week I roll out of the man cave and party like its 1999--come on now, who doesn't like Prince? I shake it on the dance floor but only with girls I really, really like. Of course I'm "the one," "ur knight in shining armor," "ur mcdreamy," but don't rush me, or I'll get suspicious, cause I take everything slow. I'm selective, so if you want some of this ur gonna have to take some time and get to know me. I'm not like the other losers u've been datin lately cause I actually do have it goin on--so chill. Warhol was only sorta right--cause now its more like 15 seconds. And no, I won't give you a penny for your tweet. Who has 29 dimensions really? I have maybe 13, possibly 33, do country and western count as 1 or 2? So what if I like arm candy. PS--I come from a long line of Free Masons, so of course I can keep a secret--maybe not yours, unless of course, ur an Eastern Star.

Copy this link if you wanna hear some music.
http://www.imeem.com/people/PdVAq3x/music/fU2cgI87/broken-like-that/

You know, the usual stuff, skydiving, base jumping, rock climbing and making out.