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When you breathe, you inspire. When you don't breathe, you expire.

You can listen to thunder after lightning and tell how close you came to getting hit. If you don't hear it, you got hit...so never mind.

Artificial insemination is when the farmer does it to the cow instead of the bull.

The spinal column is a long bunch of bones. The head sits on the top and you sit on the bottom.

The law of gravity says no fair jumping up without coming back down

When people run around and around in circles, we say they are crazy. When planets do it, we say they are orbiting.

Genetics explains why you look like your father and if you don't why you should.

To keep milk from turning sour, keep it in the cow.