So, my Jewish friend tells me about this site and says it's free. He's been paying for all the other dating sites with no results and nothing makes a Jew happier than something for free. I decided to join to meet new people and maybe something will come out of it. Maybe not. Now on to the exciting stuff:
A little about me...
I realize that most men look at the length of my profile and automatically think I'm a self-absorbed bimbo who loves to talk about herself. So, they move on to the next profile, not even giving me a second glance because they'd rather skim through a boring profile that reads kinda like a 2nd grader wrote it. This is a good thing. Why? Because it weeds out the wieners who aren't really interested in getting to know me. If you read through this entire thing, congrats. You must be bored at work or tired of watching porn alone at home. Read on....I promise it gets better.
I've loved and lost, lived and learned, and laughed until I cried. Although there have been hard times, I have been blessed with a great family and amazing friends.
I always say what's on my mind and I tell it like it is. If you can't handle that, stop reading now and move on. I hate drama and I hate bullshit. If you bring it around me, I will run hard and run fast. I am a simple kind of girl and I don't expect any man to support me or be my "sugar daddy". I'm independent and I take pride in being able to take care of myself.
I laugh at myself often and try not to take things seriously. One of my favorite pastimes is to people watch. Humans are so interesting...but so weird at the same time.
When I was younger I used to think I knew everything. Now, I realize I still don't know shit. But I'm continually trying learn new things.
Life has been a huge learning experience and I've come to accept my faults and take responsibility for my numerous mistakes.
In the past, I have had absolutely HORRIBLE taste in men. I blame it on my real father being a butthead, but that's an entirely different ball of wax. I realize that I deserve a man who will love me as I am and who will treat me with the same respect I show him. I'm not in a hurry to find my soulmate. I think everything happens for a reason and when I find the "one", I'll know. In the mean time, I'll continue to enjoy life and everything it has to offer.
After having my heart crushed a few times, I considered becoming a lesbian but I decided I loved penis too much to give it up. Plus, my brother is gay, so that makes me my parents' only hope for grandchildren.
I have a job that I can honestly say I love. I feel blessed to work with some really amazing, talented people. I'm very content with this aspect of my life. There are a few annoying retards working here that deserve to be punched in the face sometimes, but that's to be expected. If anything, it's taught me patience.
I was born in South Florida but spent a few years living in Israel as a teenager. There were good and bad things about moving to the other side of the world to live with a bunch of rude Israelis, but the experience made me proud to be Jewish and proud of my Israeli citizenship.
I'm not religious and I rarely attend services. I consider myself more spiritual than anything else. It makes no difference to me if I date/marry a Jewish man. What's most important to me is if I'm happy.
I hate parsley and I think it is the most useless food on the planet. I can't stand it when I order food at a restaurant and my plate comes out with a huge clump of parsley on the side, "for decoration" they say. Parsley tastes like rotten dirt and I wish people would stop using it when they cook. Whomever said it would make a good garnish is an idiot.
I'm a huge animal lover, especially cats and dogs. If you want to get my blood boiling, just bring up the topic of animal cruelty. I think anyone that abuses an innocent animal should be shot. No matter what kind of mood I'm in, going into a pet store and playing with puppies and kittens puts a smile on my face.
Aside from working full-time, I'm also in school full-time studying criminal justice. After I receive my Bachelors degree in a year, I plan on going to law school and I'd also like to get an MBA. It probably seems overly ambitious, but school is one thing that I know I'm good at.
I love sports, especially football. Nothing beats going to a bar with friends and getting totally shit-faced while watching the Miami Dolphins or the Hurricanes. I love being outside and appreciating nature around me. I'm very active and sometimes it feels like there aren't enough hours in the day to get everything done.
I'm very loyal and the people I choose to keep close to me know I would give them the shirt off my back if they needed it.
I love my family and I would do anything for them. Through thick and thin, they have been the ones that stuck by me. I wouldn't be alive today if it wasn't for them.
Feel free to ask me anything else. I'm an open book.

MY PET PEEVES
Bumper stickers: I'm all about expressing your political views, but don't use your car bumper to do it! I don't want to know who you voted for in 1996 or that you love Hilary Clinton or that you're a weed-smoking, tree-hugging GreenPeace hippy and we should all save the rain forests. Get a diary or something! Fanny packs are another thing that annoy the hell out of me. Want to be really nerdy? Wear a neon colored fanny pack.

By the way...If you e-mail me and I don't respond immediately, don't send me a message saying that I'm a whore and that I was rude to not reply. I'm not always on here and I can't always answer the e-mails. And if I don't respond at all, it's probably because you're not my type! Don't get mad and send me ANOTHER e-mail telling me I'm going to die alone. Just MOVE ON and find someone else to bother with your psycho bullshit.

I can't describe what I would do on a first date because stuff like that shouldn't be planned. What's important to me on a date are 3 things: food, lots of laughing, and good company. If I have that, I'm happy.

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