There is much more to me than 1 paragraph could possibly tell you, ok, maybe not.... I'm shallow, self centered and usually have only 1 thing on my mind... when's my next meal.....ummmm...ok maybe 2 things. I enjoy being with women who are controlling, manipulative, possessive, mentally imbalanced and are sure they are going to be the one who can "fix" all that's wrong with me. If possible, I know this is hoping for quite a bit, but the masochist in me would really love to be with a woman who wants to make the next guy "pay" for all the wrongs every guy before him has wrought upon her. Like I said, it's a lot to ask, but hey... you can't get what you want if you don't ask? I am a workaholic and am content with scraping out a meager existence, so if you think I'm gonna land a Lear jet in the middle of your street and "sweep you away" for a night of lavish entertainment in some far off exotic land.... wake the hell up!! You will get the honor to ride shotgun in my '74 Pinto wagon ( a true classic I might add) that still smells like my grandma, god I so miss her, and no ****ing cuz the seatbelt doesn't work.... I'm a good driver!

Ok, now seriously....I like the outdoors, music (I pretty much live with my ipod on me), and am pretty much game for anything from theme parks to long drives to explore. I have children ranging from 7 y/o to 17 y/o. I'm not the best looking guy in the world (and most certainly not photogenic at all) but I am one of the most quick witted and funny ones you will ever meet. I very laid back and easy going, and don't get upset at lifes little hurdles. I'm in very good shape thanks to my job(s)(I actually wish I was in this kind of shape in my 20's). I don't do drugs, rarely drink and am working on quitting smoking. I love good coffee, and really don't see myself giving up that last little part I sooooo enjoy. I'm not much of a bar/club kinda guy (though there is something to be said about drunken karaoke). I'm equally comfortable with lounging at home watching as movie or strolling the mall. I'm very easy going about many things and change is good! So, if you can get past the pics, and want to write me (I promise I write back too! You know who you are!) you may be surprised.

Well first off, I'd let you know we are going "Dutch", I'm not made of money after all... and after you finished your #3 with a diet cola....it would be off to the closest mall or strip center to teach you the fine art of shoplifting! If we make it out without being "held till the authorities show up" then we would be off to Blockbuster to use this free rental coupon thats been burning a hole in my pocket. Maybe stop at the liquor store and get a bottle of wine.. MD 20/20 grape is always nice. If all seems to be going well, then maybe....just maybe....if the meds haven't wore off, and I still am somewhat attracted to you....maybe even if I'm not,I'd take you back to my house, and ask my mom if it would be all right if you could spend the night, maybe a sweet camp out in the back yard with some marshmallows roasted over the easy bake oven (remnants of my feminine side) !! wink wink!
I most likely won't call you back after or have my number changed, and possibly show up on here again with a new s/n and profile.

p.s. If I need to explain this....well.......we probably aren't "soul mates" ;=)~
and what if your "soul mate" is someone you aren't initially attracted to??? Kinda SOL I guess, huh?

Coffee and conversation is a great beginning. Maybe meet up at a local coffee shop, drink, talk, and see how it goes and dinner or a stroll on the beach after if everything works out.
Or maybe we could just sit in Starbucks and read profiles on here..... it is a hoot!

If you made it this far, big cudos to you! I guess I'm not the only one who actually reads these, or you really need a life more than I do.