I'm a writer in search of his muse. I'm a divorced writer, a somewhat-devout Catholic, a workout fanatic (four times a week) and an amateur comedian who does all sorts of impressions and is known for being a bit politically incorrect. I love jazz, cheesy 80's music, Jud Apatow movies and playing poker. I was divorced four years ago and like an injured faun that's been nursed back to health, I've been released into the..whoa, I admit I got that from Old School, a movie I like a great deal.

I'd love to do something unexpected, a trip to the beach, champagne, candlelight. Or perhaps a place with a nice view.