About Me? Sure why not.

Humor? Definitely. 100%. I love to laugh, I love to tell a good joke, although my humor is a giant hit or miss thing as sometimes sarcasm is not picked up on and other times I am told there was a fine line that I crossed a few miles back. In the end it is all in good fun I mean if you can't laugh what is the point of living. Southpark = funny, Super Troopers = funny, Family Guy = Funny, Chris Rock = Funny, and Darren Frost = FUNNY! (You get bonus points in my mind if you know of him let alone find him funny). Everybody Loves Raymond = not funny, family circus = not funny, and any new simpsons episodes = not funny.

My free time is often occupied with golf, softball, hiking, driving around with no direction in mind (usually revolving around a stop at Timmies), enjoying foods (sushi and spicy foods are best), and going to the gym (this aspect of life has been put on hold until the cool weather comes back). I constantly try to keep myself moving and going. Things are rarely planned in advance as I go with the flow. I play ball hockey almost weekly and love the sport. In the summer I try to get out and fish/hike (sometimes they just go together) at least once a week ... I'm not gonna lie ... I get out there in the winter as well.

Insane Asylum Management? Are you serious?

Of course not, but I have a job that makes me think that Asylum Management is easy. I love it but I hate it at the same time. The job is important to myself and causes me to work the majority of Saturdays. I give my all to my job, it's what I am paid to do. Often I curse it and it curses me but in the end I am content at this point in time as there is room for advancement if I continue being successful. If you're curious ... ask.

Music. I love it, I listen to most music at least once. I love the Foo Fighters, the Killers, Bif Naked, Elvis, the Tragically Hip, the Doors, and more. I also love listening to jazz music but prefer it to be live music as opposed to on the radio. There is just something soothing about live jazz. I love concerts ... I was blown away by how good the Foo Fighters are live.

Random information
-I was kicked out of a BP for playing airhockey
-I am actively involved and proud to be a member of one of St. Catharines' best Service Clubs.
-I played one of the greatest April Fools jokes on some of my coworkers
-If given a choice between between being serious and not so serious I will always choose option B
-I could eat a whole pineapple if someone else cut it up
-I would cook every meal on the BBQ if I could
-I have recently become addicted to pancakes
-I take pride in the lawn
-If I go into a casino I only bring what I am prepared to lose
-I loved Las Vegas and will return ... soon ... I need a partner in crime for that trip.
-My family travels annually around the holiday season to somewhere warm with a beach
-On these trips I bring a fishing rod ... customs hates that ...
-The ultimate drink is a Mojito (if made properly). I am a master at making them and some claim they are addictive.
-When I get sick I down way too much OJ to drown the sickness out of me and I also like to eat really spicy food ... if I can't kill the virus with vitamin C I try to burn it out of me.
-I want to buy a kayak to boot around Lake Ontario in ...
-I am a dog person
-Cats love me (probably because they sense my lack of appreciation for their ability to shed pounds of fur within seconds of nudging me)

Random info about YOU!
-Likes to laugh and respects yourself
-Active in life
-POSITIVE about life
-Can laugh at yourself
-A good head on your shoulders
-Likes the outdoors
-Has direction in life
-Competitive nature and likes to try different things
-Likes sushi.

Also you can also look past immature antics that occur in October (Halloween. The neighborhood kids need to be scared, and it is impressive how it happens).

If you made it this far, congratulations to yourself. If you have a question shoot me a line, if you have a peaked interest shoot me a line. I would do the same if I saw your profile and you peaked my interest. By the way, if I happen to add you to my favorites I have every intention to send a message as well, just sometimes that may not be until the next day when I have time to construct the message.



Good luck fishin in this pond,

Wherever there is a mutual interest and enjoyment. The Toronto Zoo or the Niagara Falls Aquarium? Rollercoasters? Live music? A coffee? Sushi? Spicy food? Even a simple stop at Timmies and then a nice walk somewhere. I am open to ideas and will try almost everything at least once.