I'm searching for those damn butterflies...you know the ones you get in your stomach when your with someone you really like. Especially with that first kiss...not the one after the first date pec on the lips kiss...i like the one later when you can feel the passion and the butterflies are goin crazy!

Twas the night before the weekend and all through the house,
not a creature was stirring only my mouse.
My socks were hung by the dryer with care, as I searched on POF to find a date on there.
With me in my boxers and the dog on my lap, I started my search all over the map.
When what to my wandering eyes should appear? A babe in a miniskirt who likes beer!
I sprang from my chair hit my head off the screen, could this be the one could this be my queen.
She had rosy cheeks and a beautiful smile, I checked out her distance it said 2000 miles :(
Down and discouraged and doomed to fail when lo and behold, i just got some mail!
Excited i was and finally got composed I clicked my inbox, my computer froze!!
I stomped my feet my face showed a scowl, I rebooted my machine as the dog started to howl.
Finally back online and slightly dazed i clicked on my mail and was pretty amazed.
A great profile and likes to have fun, could it finally be that my searching is done?
I quickly mailed her waiting patiently for a reply, i finally got it...it was a guy!!
Well it's time for me to go to bed, i will not date some guy named Fred
My eyes are getting heavy i'm losing the fight, to all the POF girls sweet dreamz and good night :)


Things you might like about me :)
Love to kiss!
Like to cook
Love a night of dancing
Love to kiss!!
Love a good tickling match that ends with a hug and a long kiss
Like just snuggling on the couch with a glass of wine or two ;)
Love thunderstorms, long walks, camping, campfires and anything outdoors
Love to kiss!!!

Things you might hate about me :(
I turn my radio down when driving through an ATM
I sometimes leave the cap off the toothpaste
I occasionally pull the Oprah- Dr Phil double header
I hog the covers
I have ugly knees
If you have chocolate, i will find it and eat it on you :)
I can't watch a movie without popcorn
I peek through my fingers in scary movies
I eat smarties with my popcorn
I literally freak out when a June bug buzzes by my ear!
I sometimes peek when kissing

A drink at a local pub would be a nice first date, shooting a game of pool or a walk in the park. Somewhere with a lot of exits in case you feel the need to dash ;)
And if you beat me in pool well that will cost you a kiss ;)

Women are like apples on trees. The best ones are at the top of the tree. Most men don't want to reach for the good ones because they are afraid of falling and getting hurt. Instead they sometimes take the apples from the ground that aren't as good, but easy. The apples at the top of the tree think something is wrong with them, when in reality, they're amazing. They just have to wait for the right man to come along, the one who is brave enough to climb all the way to the top of the tree... Men are like fine wine, they begin as grapes and it's up to women to stomp the crap out of them until they turn into something acceptable to have dinner with.

Never let a day go by without giving your partner a 10 second kiss :)
Did I mention I love to kiss!!