Some people are just not getting my profile..lol.. It's meant to be AMUSING.. not necessarily literally the real me all the time..FFS!!!

*update*.. I'm getting soooooo pee'd off with the ejiots on here, I have had to resort to going "incognito".. *

Yes I AM single!!.no I don't want just an assignation. and yes I am that tall..

*before I start, this is not a rant or a rave, and I have my tongue planted firmly in my cheek and a wicked wink*

WARNING!! some readers may lose the will to live before reaching the end of this, however. you can always colour in the pictures..please use the (blunt) crayons provided

Ok.. let's see....equally, inane and conversely intelligent banter are preferable, the ability to enjoy your inner childlike self would be nice, kite flying on Whitby beach anyone??..

I am fluent in several languages.. English, gibberish, gobbledegook and pure and utter banal drivel being the prime ones..

Reading my profile is hopefully a bit like listening to the radio, you make up your own mental images, I am a nice guy. honest injun!!

Oh, please please be at least 5'2", even heels don't help below that height (please note i'm desperately trying to avoid being heightist here), but there there are practical limitations!!!..quite happy to chat though to those vertically challenged who failed to reach the pencil mark on the wall.. and if you add me as a fave, even though you are maybe "bookmarking" for later use, I do reserve the right to delete you..!!

If all you can muster is "txt spk".. then.. please keep that for your mobile.. Now if any of you lovely ladies have fibbed when writing your profile, even if it's just age, then now is the time to redeem your sins as my confessional is now "open" It starts like this.. "forgive me, cos I have sinned".. ;-) Everyone say "I believe"

(*tip for the day ... Sense (as in sense of humour which I have and hopefully you have one too) is spelt thus, it doesn't have a "c" in it, anywhere!!.. now go and toddle and look at your own profile and get out the tippex!!*) (**next tip of the day...Now listen carefully, I shall say this only.. once.. I have a cunning plan.. All too often people seem to think it quite acceptable to delete messages after reading them or not as the case may be and of course not replying, (height of bad manners I know but we all live in an imperfect world).. anyway.. To get one over on them, all I do is after sending a message (usually the first one I have sent to someone), I go to the sent messages box and delete it, that way I couldn't see or give a monkeys chuff if they did delete it, and if they didn't and you get a reply.. Well.. it's an unexpected bonus.. easy peasy lemon squeezy!!**) *update* Sadly I have had to fallen in line with the deleters, do unto others as they would do to you, only bloody get in first!!!! This site, like life, is a gamble, you pays your money (ok ok.. i know.. this site is free!!) and your takes a choice!! *end of update*

One more thing, why do people put pictures up of themselves buried in a group of people and then don't tell you which one they are?.. That's like signing a 99 year lease on a shelf!!!.. and.. I've contacted Wickipedia.. going to update them re the entry to "average".. (as in body type.. ).. methinks some folk must wear rose tinted specs all the time.. or have one of those mirrors you get at the fun fair.. ;-).. ok.. ok.. shoot me.. see if i care .. nananananah!!

oh yes, can anyone tell me why girls always take pictures of themselves in the loo, be it at home or the local?.. now it seems to be the tops of washing machines that are populillyiar!!.. *will always wonder if they are on full spin ;-) *

Love music, have over 650 cds cluttering one wall, and yes, I'm anal in keeping them in alphabetical order...

So mail me, I have glowing testimonials (but the Doctor says they will get better soon) Did I mention I can cook.....

And for the traditionalists amongst us, red wine...dvd.. roaring fire.. walk on a deserted moonlit beach.... holding hands.. genuine guy...snowball fights...tactile...blah blah blah.....etc etc

No fluffy bunnies were harmed making this profile, any carbon footprint was mopped up, the fat content is neglible and the calorific value is zero.. !

Now if you have finished your picture.. you may send me a message..

A couple of final thoughts, if when I'm good I'm good, and when I'm bad I'm better, what am I when I'm covered in chocolate?... and.... It takes only a minute to get crush on someone, and hour to like someone,
and a day to love someone, but it take a lifetime to forget someone.....and....look not to find perfection, but how many imperfections you can cope with.lol


One final, final and quite possibly final thought, nothing is ever written in stone, and as ever, I make the rules!!....

Nanu Nanu!!

How about a round of underwater chess?