I'm 35 too not 37 as the profile says!!! must have had a blonde moment
single looking for the good things in life, action man preferred - a real man ;)
looking for the match to light my inner fire!!
what else can i say on here?
i'm bored already!! why is this too much like hard work??
Help?- getting really bored on here now !!!
p.s. NO IT IS NOT MY BIKE!!!!!
Not really one for making first contact unless someone catches my eye
Getting a little fed up of the same guys contacting me also
if by your second message i haven't got back to you then..... do i have to spell it out for you????
I have a weird sense of humour, silly things make me laugh, Ross Noble the stand up
he has me doubled up with the random stuff he comes out with
i just gotta get me a breville monkey
and quite quick witted myself when on form
just need someone who's on my wave length I guess
BTW a message that starts "fancy a chat?"....BORINGGGGGGG !!!!
Got to be a marmite picnic in a nice park
with a big tub of limited edition Marmite
he'd to have marmite smeared on his gums
let me lick his arm
and let me run my fingers through his very short hair once I've licked the marmite off my fingers
quick walk round the park,
roll around on the grass for a while
man handle me, slinging me over his shoulder and carrying me through a crowd
a smooch in a bar
and then back to his so he can chop my scarf in half with his mighty sword
