I work back and forth between PA and NYC right now, living on the Jersey side, but will be working mostly in the city after the new year. I work for a candy company and am doing my part to make sure that America holds up it's title as one of the most obese countries in the world. How are you contributing?



I like sweet nothings whispered into my ear, especially while taking a long walk on the beach. :-p

I watch a lot of movies and rerun tv. As a paradox to most people that do this I read whenever I get the chance as well.

TV shows: Lost, House, Lie To Me, Competition shows (sometimes), Tosh.0, South Park, Family Guy.

I'm an indoorsy guy.

I like the summer, hate the winter. Snow is evil.

I'm a huge Chex Mix fan.

I play the lotto to give myself false hope.

I have a glorious sense of sarcasm.

I want love, but never force myself into it. Probably why I've been single so long.

Like the guy in office space, if I had a million dollars, I'd do nothing. This is not to say I wouldn't try all the fun stuff at least once, but I would not overexert myself.

I can't stand drivers that cut someone off just to make a turn right in front of me. In my infinite wisdom, I still don't know what that half second will get you. (Besides the middle finger)

I don't like fishing. I noticed a lot of ladies on here do. It's not for me though. I'm open to almost anything else.



I have a cat, I love him, that's that. Your dog won't win. (Unless it likes cats!)

I don't like sports, almost at all. I don't keep up with them or watch them on tv. I do enjoy a good live game at a stadium though.

The subway:
1. That is not a stripper pole. Get the f*@# off it so I can hold on too.
2. I know you did not just pull out a roll of quarters to buy your mta card. I think people actually get murdered for this.
3. No one wants to smell your rotting sandwich, is your life really THAT busy you can't eat before or after this ride?
4. Before the doors even open, saying "excuse me" with a get the f^#& out of my way attitude. This is Lexington Avenue, EVERYONE is getting off here so shut up.





My match is independent, able to fend for herself in life and not afraid of affection at the same time. I'm relaxed on my definition of independent (just have a job that you plan to do something with and car/means to get around). Definitely a sense of humor, as mine tends to be on the dry side usually. I won't say looks aren't important, because they are. This doesn't mean I'm looking for a supermodel; it means I just need some sort of physical attraction.
I can be a quiet guy, which always sparks the question "What are you thinking?" I'm not a big fan of that question. At least not every 30 minutes anyway.

Can't we just get married right off? I wouldn't mind skipping that whole uncomfortable, nervous, am I doing the right thing, is there something in my teeth, first date.