I like long walks on the beach but I get too drunk and forget where I parked,(I rarely drink) bathing with midgets and monster truck rallies.Playing Jeopardy with someone that has Terrets... My favorite color is plaid and I play the kazoo. My polyvinyl cowboy wallet was made in Hong Kong by Montgomery Clift. My neighbors have goats. I once got so high, I got into a fist-fight with a bowl of M & M's. I don't like pants. I tickle midgets. I was born a poor black child in Mississippi. I gave a priest a weggie once. Noogies. I ran a marathon smoking a cigar. I borrow money from panhandlers.. you know just the regular stuff..
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I really have NO idea how to describe myself. I live between Palm Beach and Orlando. I was born in Indiana (Midwest guy) I lived in Houston and Atlanta for a couple of years developing my company. I go back to Houston & Atlanta regularly. It just depends on the week and what business dictates. I am probably just like most people. I want to have fun and enjoy what life brings my way. Just be optomistic... If you are reading this you know that it is impossible to describe yourself the way you want to in writing. Call my Sister or my Mom, I am sure she will fill you in....(Ha)
I got caught up in that show "Biggest Loser" so I hired an ex ROTC instructor to work out with 3 times a week. What a mistake. He is just cruel!!! I want to get into the shape I was in college but without the need for CPR.. All is working out well though. I lost a bunch of weight and inches. I went to the University of Florida, so if you like the Gators, that is a plus..
People are looking for honesty.. well here it goes: I eat right out of the peanut butter jar with a knife, snakes freak me out, I think one of my ears is a tiny bit higher than the other because glasses are always crooked on me, running sucks, my eyes are really blue, Vanna White isn't hot anymore, I have a crush on one of the girls from Dancing with the stars, Birds always poop on my car as soon as I wash it, I have more cologne than most girls have perfume, I love watches, I like to play pranks, I drive slow for some reason and I run with scissors.
I am trying this site one more time. Last time I was on here, some nutcase with about 20 profiles was really freaking me out. Please have a recent picture, Everyone looked good 10 years ago..

Go to a concert or an event. I am pretty easy going... A psychic reading, Push up contest, Running with the Bulls, Full contact ping pong,Jello shot contest, you know the normal easy stuff. Something we both like..

Female
Age between 21 and 50
Live in United States
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