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PLEASE NOTE - I am allergic to dogs. Yes, that includes your doggie. So, if canines are a big part of your life, then we would not likely be a match. Sorry, but it really is a dealbreaker.
**********BTW - Brooksville is about 35 miles north of Tampa.
I am looking for a bright, happy, funny, mature, pretty, sexy, well-grounded woman. I am not here looking for a fling or one night stand. I know the difference between passion and lust.
I don’t need a sugar mama and am not looking for a gold-digger.
I am not available to relocate. But if you are, then I can help lift heavy objects!
I really enjoy my little farmette in the country and life here is very good! It’s quiet and peaceful, yet is still very convenient to shopping, dining and other amenities. It’s the best of both worlds.
I like my woman the way I like my coffee... Hot, Strong, and Sweet, but Never Bitter! Are your pictures current? My pictures are all very current. I would like yours to be as well.
I live a healthy lifestyle and hope that you do too.
ABOUT KIDS: I love kids and have successfully reared two daughters. I would prefer that if you have children, that they be out and on their own, or within a couple of years of that point in their lives.
Some of my interests over the years: Boating, Camping, Cars, Chess, Computers, Cooking, Dining out, Fishing, Gardening, Home decorating, Home improvement, Home theater, Landscaping, Movies, R/C airplanes, RV-ing, Shooting, Sightseeing, Weekend getaways.
Touchy Feely: I’m a very affectionate man and not afraid to show it in public. I enjoy letting my woman know how I feel about her.
Character counts! I say what I mean and mean what I say. I'm looking for a woman who behaves the same way.
ABOUT MEI'm an empty nester with 2 grown daughters who live out of state. I retired in September 2007. I live a casual, laid-back lifestyle which I enjoy very much. I have loads of free time and enjoy a variety of activities. Sometimes I'm busy with those activities and sometimes I sit on my butt and watch the birds and wildlife around my place here in the country. It's nice to have the choice! I don't follow sports at all, and I don't do motorcycles. I have no drama, no pets and no baggage. I am basically a homebody who also likes to do “the usual things.” Dinners, concerts, gatherings with friends and families, fishing, movies, fairs, moonlight walks, beaches, do a little traveling, whatever we can enjoy together. I also have my own hobbies and interests to keep me out of your hair when you need some alone time! However, I don't jump out of perfectly good airplanes, nor do I leap off of cliffs tied to a rubber band just to prove to myself that I'm alive. Nope.
I’m really not a drinker and don't go to bars or clubs at all. I might have a beer at a restaurant once in a great while. I don’t mind if you enjoy a refreshing adult beverage though. Now you wouldn't take advantage of a real lightweight, would ya?
Be strong enough to email me and we can get to know one another! Or, if you're too shy for that, just add me to your favorites and I'll email you.
My experiences here on PoF have been interesting to say the least. Share YOUR stories with me! I've heard some doozies too! For example:
What she SAID and what she REALLY MEANT:I live life to the fullest! - Likes to go drinking with her girlfriends at least 4 nights a week.
A few extra pounds. - Fifty.
Looking for commitment. - Won’t drive 10 miles to meet for coffee.
Picture is “recent” – 5 to 10 years old
Friends first – simultaneously dating 8 guys while she's "shopping."
Must be financially secure – gold digger.
Separated – married, and her angry husband has a gun.
That’s so far away – wants love to be convenient.
On hundreds of favorites lists – Not serious. Insecure. Feeding on attention.
Lies on her profile about her age or photo – will lie about other things.
I love to travel! - “your treat”
Must love dogs! (or other pets) – has substituted the love of a good man for the love of an animal
Must have this, this, or this – demanding & unrealistic. Thinks love is a menu.
I have this kind of car/house/investment – materialistic
Profile reads like a resume – thinks love is a job
Things that PoF women have actually said to me:FIX me, FIX me! It's your job to FIX me!! (First date)
I cheated on my first husband but not on my second husband. (First date)
Take me to The Keys right now! (One hour after meeting me)
I don’t want to rush into anything, but I HAVE to move in with you in the next 2 months! (First date)
Will you buy me a convertible? (First date)
Will you take us on a cruise next week? (Second date)
You would be easy to love. (First date)
I sleep in the same bed with my male friends, but we don’t do anything. (First date)
I got married one time for money by marrying an illegal immigrant. We never lived together though. (First date)
All four of my dogs AND all four of my cats sleep in my bed with me! (First date)
I want to get married SOON but I won’t sign a pre-nup. (First date)
We’re a perfect match! Emailed me on a Saturday night. Was home alone, drunk and didn’t even read my profile.
I want to marry you so that I can have your medical insurance. (First date)
PoF only has poor men with motorcycles. (Queen Midas - Never dated)
I'd like to meet for coffee or brunch and see where it goes from there. Chemistry is important!
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