Do you love?: the movies, hugging during thunder storms, hearing jokes, stories and poems, long walks, talking, just spending time with someone you care about. Running, Jumping, Skipping, bicycling, motorcycling, board games, loud music (all kinds..,salsa, jazz, rock, pop even Bocelli, dancing, camping, boating, shooting pool, amusement parks, long walks, passionate kisses, working out, spending time with friends & family, kissing...did I say that already? I'm very fortunate to say I have shelter, a job, transportation and now I'm missing someone who can understand my quirkiness and fun side. I don't want drama, been there done that! If no one likes you I probably wont either. Im a good guy with a little kid inside of him who wants someone genuine, intelligent and easy on the eyes and scale...just kidding.

I have never been arrested, don't do drugs and willing to give DNA, Blood and Fingerprints. if you smoke sorry it wont work.

lastly a dirty joke...

I went to a new resturant called 'Steve's Place,' and noticed that the waiter who took our order carried a spoon wrapped in napkin his shirt pocket.

It seemed a little strange. When the busboy brought our water and utensils, I observed that he also had a spoon in his shirt pocket.

Then I looked around and saw that all the staff had spoons in their pockets. When the waiter came back to serve our soup I inquired, 'Why the spoon?'

'Well,' he explained, 'the restaurant's owner hired Andersen Consulting to revamp all of our processes. After several months of analysis, they concluded that the spoon was the most frequently dropped utensil. It represents a drop frequency of approximately 3 spoons per table per hour. If our personnel are better prepared, we can reduce the number of trips back to the kitchen and save 2 man-hours per shift.'

As luck would have it, I dropped my spoon and he replaced it with his spare. 'I'll get another spoon next time I go to the kitchen instead of making an extra trip to get it right now.' I was impressed.

I also noticed that there was a string hanging out of the waiter's fly.

Looking around, I saw that all of the waiters had the same string hanging from their flies. So, before he walked off, I asked the waiter, 'Excuse me, but can you tell me why you have that string right there?'

'Oh, certainly!' Then he lowered his voice. 'Not everyone is so observant. That consulting firm I mentioned also learned that we can save time in the restroom.

By tying this string to the tip of our you-know-what, we can pull it out without touching it and eliminate the need to wash our hands, shortening the time spent in the restroom by 39%.

I asked quietly, 'After you get it out, how do you put it back?'

'Well,' he whispered, 'I don't know about the others, but I use the spoon.'


PS If you didn't think that was funny, why are you writing to me?

Lets meet for dinner at a nice quiet restaurant (not Steve's Place). I don't want to waste time so I would like a couple of e-mails first, then an exchange of phone numbers after some good conversation lets pick a date and time to meet. I'll tell you what I'll be wearing, driving and carrying a gift of some sort. It could be a stick of gum...hopefully not a tictac!