| The Welder The Swordfish:
Fun, loyal female needed... |
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| City |
West Sussex Uk |
| Area |
United Kingdom |
| Ethnicity |
Caucasian |
| Sign |
Capricorn |
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Height | 5' 7" (170 cm)
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| I am Seeking a |
Woman
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Who is Looking
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Long Term |
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| Smoker? |
No |
| Do you drink? |
Socially |
| Marital Status |
Single |
| Profession |
Games creator |
| Smarts |
Bachelors degree |
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| Do you want children? |
Yes |
| Do you do drugs? |
No |
| Do you have children? |
Yes |
| Do you have a car? |
No |
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Interests
| Exploring and fun sporting activities | | |
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| | About Me |
| | Hi there...
What can I say? I'm an average kind of guy who's an old fashioned romantic at heart. I like chick-flick films and love doing fun things
all of the time. Am a very easy-going person who never takes too much seriously and has a very quirky sense of humour.
I'm looking for a girl who perhaps would consider themselves a little insane! If you're extroverted and up for doing crazy things and
totally spontaneous then you might be my kind of animal. You've got to have a wicked sense of humour and be the kind of girl that
wants to be looked after and treated decently.
Let's quickly touch on the point of why there is no picture on this profile, but I explain this issue more more clearly later on. How
many of you have been contacted by guys who have pictures, but who are obviously weirdos or perhaps one sandwich short of a
picnic; better still, just perverse or retarded with their awesome text-speak vocabulary? Well have you EVER thought that perhaps
it's the guy without a picture who might be more normal and grounded? No? Try it and see. One thing that I can assure any
prospective reader is, your message will always be answered and will be polite because I've got manners.
Please, NO girls that are into one-night-stands or meaningless sex, because that's just not my kind of thing. Only girls that are
looking to perhaps get into a relationship and be made to feel special and wanted. If you're just looking for friendship, then I'm
afraid you'll need to look elsewhere, say a chess club or a church (where everyone wants to be your "special" friend hehehehehe),
as I've got plenty of friends thanks!
Now this part is REALLY important! Please God, no time-wasters! If you're not motivated enough to want to create a PROPER
relationship, then DON'T contact me! That goes doubly for people who seem to want to spend their entire lives chatting
perpetually on MSN and conducting relationships online! I spend all day on a computer and if I wanted a cyber-girlfriend, I'd have
downloaded VirtuaGirl! It's really quite simple... I'm looking for someone who wants to be taken out in the real world, have fun and
enjoy life; that's not complex is it?!
Insanity is the key here! Extroverted, fun and happy whilst being made to feel safe, appreciated and wanted. If you've got kids
that's not a problem because I'm just a fairly big child myself, so all kids love me!
Hope to hear from you soon...
Oh, there's no picture on my profile and there will NEVER be one! It's not that I've been in some horrific disfiguring accident, look
dodgy/ugly or trying to hide anything, but you really can't tell an ásshole from a decent person from a picture!! Also let's face it,
the only people who are reading this far down my profile are the ones who are genuinely interested or curious enough to ask
themselves why this guy hasn't got a picture on his profile?!
It does make me chuckle to myself all those people who don't chat to people without a picture for some reason that just simply
baffles me. I've never felt the need to ask someone trying to sell me double-glazing for a picture before I can talk with them!
(Hummmm... that might actually be a plan!!) Someone who actually NEEDS a picture to chat with someone, well, all seems a bit
too superficial to me. Sure I have to admit that there is always a level of physical attraction involved between people, but do you
actually need this to engage someone in conversation? If your answer to this question is YES, then DON'T contact me and more
importantly seek some kind of therapy because there's something SERIOUSLY wrong with you! hehehehehehehehe. |
| | First Date |
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On a first date it would be doing something fun, maybe even a little exciting. First dates are memorable and just going out for
drink or a meal is far too ordinary. Maybe some bowling or pool if you're into that kind of thing or perhaps pushing the boat out
and doing partnership Whist?! Muhahahahhaha, yeah right!
It would be something that you'd feel comfortable with doing and then we'd go for a nice quiet drink or a meal to chat and relax. |
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The Welder has 2 roses that can be sent. |
 Mail Settings (To message The Welder you MUST meet the following criteria.) |
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Female
Age between 20 and 34
Live in United Kingdom
Must not have messaged users looking for intimate encounters or sex.
Must not be looking for Other Relationship
Must not be looking for Intimate Encounter
Must not be looking for Activity Partner
Must not do drugs
Must not be married
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