INTERESTING FACTS:

music is my life.

i'm a charming young fellow originally from philadelphia and basically "visiting" montreal indefinitely.

i'm probably the exact opposite of what you think i am.

i'm one of those people who hardly ever leaves the plateau. however, i definitely wouldn't mind if you gave me a reason to do so.

i have a fear of being thought of as silly but no fear of doing silly things. at the same time, i don't have a fear of being considered peculiar, and therefore i purposely (and purposefully) engage in peculiar things.

i haven't slept with any of your friends.

i've recently realized that i'm subtly eccentric but in a brave and fun way.

i can actually brag about how great my friends are as human beings.

i can dance very well.

i have no idea what it feels like to be intoxicated because i've never been drunk or high in any way in my entire life.

i am fearless in the pursuit of happiness.

i'm into anything that moves me or makes me move.

i'm probably one of the most forthcoming people you'll ever encounter in life.

noise hardly ever stops me from sleeping unless it's someone intentionally trying to be quiet. my subconscious is suspicious.

i'm down-to-earth, up-to-the-challenge, young-in-spirit, and old-in-soul.

sometimes i don't call but i always answer.

i can finish your food for you when you get full.

i'm famous for my motivational speeches.

your mother will absolutely love me. they always do.

i have the soul of an ancient lesbian.

i know a little about a lot and a lot about a little.

i can make your ex-boyfriend extremely jealous without even trying. i can also make your current boyfriend suddenly decide that you should take your relationship to the next level. i could hire myself out as a service provider in that regard.

i don't dream. i plan.

i wear a lot of T-shirts but i promise you, i look outstanding in a suit.

i engage in constant self-renovation. my current project involves learning how to not take anything personal.... even when it is.

Potentially, I'm up for anything.

Optimally, I'd like to do something that would allow us to talk and get to know one another.

Minimally, I'd like to walk away from the experience with a good story.