| | Well, I own a clothing store, business is one of my top priorities. I'm a very active healthy person. I'm in the midst of learning Japanese, such an awesome language. I'm a pretty cool, fun guy, I'm all about nutrition and exercise. Even if I was an ugly dumpy guy with a beer belly and a comb-over, I'd still probably be the coolest guy in the world, just a different kind of cool. More of a "I'm so cool, you don't even know I'm cool" kind of cool. Or the kind of cool where I'm always walking around with a plastic grocery bag full of mysterious unknown contents. Maybe it's cold pizza. Maybe it's rotten vegetables. Or maybe it's the shattered pieces of my former life! Or maybe it's just full of a bunch of melty candy bars that I eat really loudly while standing too close to you in line. And then I'd always be suspiciously coming out of bushes and shrubs a lot. Like, right when you walk by. And if I see you, I'd say some cool phrase that's almost one word and not quite another, something like "Oh, excardon me!" Yep, That's a pretty cool guy right there. It's good to know that if I ever let myself go, get a comb-over and beer belly...live behind a bush... I'll be sitting pretty. Am I right ladies? Ladies?.... |
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