You're probably here for one of two reasons:

1. You're sick & tired of getting emails from total wussy boys that get turned on by a dial tone.

It's ok. It's not your fault that your looks are too much for their tiny brains to handle. Besides, the last guy was probably a stalker, and the one before him- he was probably secretly married with 6 wives & 14 kids.

2. You saw my picture & crafty headline, and you're crazy about me because you FINALLY found a smart, sexy guy with a brain who knows how to treat a woman right..or you're just plain crazy about me.

Ok. Calm down already and stop looking at my photos like a fat kid looks at chocolate cake. I'm not that easy.

Just be cool, fun to be around, lets make friends first, possibly have a blast and lets see what chemistry has in store for us. If chemistry never shows up, no worries.

Me?

I prefer brunettes over blonds. Lots of energy for my age, and I'm totally cool with who I am.

The checklist:

[ ] You must be born female (ya. hello?)
[ ] Must love other people, be sociable
[ ] You must not smell like an ashtray
[ ] You must have a sense of humor (this is huge)
[ ] You must be over the age of 32
[ ] You must love lots of healthy, unconditional sex (if you have hangups, please grow up, and maybe read a few books)
[ ] You must love tall, sexy, intelligent men who love women
[ ] You must be adventurous attractive, and open-minded
[ ] You must take care of yourself
[ ] You must have a recent photo (Hi! Welcome to the year 2010. Enough said)

Your height & weight is proportionate and I like just a tad more to hold on to.

Please, read those requirements again. If you don't meet those requirements, don't contact me unless you want to be ignored (I'm about fun, honesty, and I know exactly what I want in a new friend).

Yea, I'm different. Very good with my hands. I still bark at cars and admire the curves. I make my own luck, and my own rules. My life is an incredible adventure. I'll never tell you what to do or how to live your life. It's none of my business. Same with you. My life and how I decide to live it is none of your business.

If it's not fun for me, I want no part of it. If we connect on a deeper level and I think you're really exceptional, we can take it from there.

Want to get better acquainted? Cool. Drop me a line.

If you're going to put a hook on it, make the bait tasty and enticing and I might nibble on it.

Whatever happens, happens. I stopped doing the dating thing long ago. That's for people that follow tradition, not me:)