Hey,,,surprisingly re-available due to unapreciative type! Im looking for someone a little more deserving and appreciative of me and what I have to offer, which is a lot and very worthwhile having me thinks!
Me, well I wont bang on how wonderful, gorgeous etc I am, you make youre own mind up on that one, but im a very genuine, caring, loyal guy, who works very hard to reap the rewards that my efforts bring. I really appreciate quality in life as well as all the frilly bits. Theres so much more i could write, but we'll chat about the other bits later.
However......just a few guidelines. I'm only interested in getting to know women who:-
1. Aren't mental - but do have a mental sense of humour, if that makes much sense!
2. Who have a picture, call me old fashioned or shallow (not very, but being honest!), but I do like to actually see the person i'm talkin to!!
3. No over 50's, do I need to explain, movin on!!!
4. No female miners!!!!
5. No female arm wrestlers!!!!!
6. No females in dungarees called Cleetus!!!!!!
7. No females who've lost at least half their teeth, whether in bar fights or not!!!!!!!
8. And finally, definately no females with a better (facial) beard than me!!!!!!!!!
It would be nice also if you too have a real desire to enjoy life, have a laugh - at yourself at times, doin whatever-whenever-wherever, this is something I do myself a great deal.
Sullen, morbid, insecure types with issues, really need not apply, i dont have time for that!!
Stick to that and we'll have a laugh and get on just fine!
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