| Padawan61 :
One Nation ... Underdog!!! |
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| City |
Metropolis Alberta |
| Area |
Canada |
| Ethnicity |
Asian |
| Sign |
Cancer |
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Height | 5' 5" (165 cm)
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| I am Seeking a |
Woman
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Who is Looking
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Hang Out |
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| Smoker? |
No |
| Do you drink? |
Socially |
| Marital Status |
Single |
| Profession |
Shoeshine Boy |
| Smarts |
N/A |
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| Do you want children? |
Does not want children |
| Do you do drugs? |
No |
| Do you have children? |
No |
| Do you have a car? |
No |
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Interests
| Peeing-on-fire-hydrants | Swoop over cities and laugh at the walking fools below | Perform fly-bys to annoy air traffic control | | K9 Superheroes | Polly Purebred | Doggie`Style | | The Little Neutral One | Dyson Spheres | Warp Nacelles | | Liquid Polymer | Knight Industries Two Thousand | Molybdenum | | Time-Paradoxes | Heisenberg`s Uncertainty Principle | Bucky Balls | | The Galaxy Trio | Sunshine Girls | Free Rides | | Printing Money | Superman`s Cape | Howard-the-Duck | | Bussard Collectors | Bumpy Head Klingons | The Cosmic Cube | | Slingshot around the Sun | All Forms of Kryptonite | Arc Reactors | | Penelope Pitstop | Cargo Bay 4 | Replicated Bird Meat | | Fleeing from Police | Hertzsprung-Russell Diagram | Wylie E Coyote | | Bun Bun | Lockpickers Anonymous | Launching of KEO | | Convoluted Passwords | Pillsbury-Doughboy | Stay Puft Marshmallow Man | | Egg-McMuffins | Memory Alpha | Article 14 Section 31 | | | |
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| | About Me |
| | Occasionally, I live in a barn at Neverland Ranch ... helping out with stable duties and hyperbaric chamber maintenance for the whackjob owner. However, those odd-jobs are now far and few between since the owner took the "big dirt nap" in recent days. In my spare time, I wander the universe probing for suitable size planets with life sustaining energies for me to consume.   Leaving the barren world behind, I return to Earth and assume the guise of mild mannered shoeshine boy ... ever vigilant of evildoers. When trouble calls, I reveal my true identity of  UNDERDOG!!  Protector of the oppressed.
~A car?? Who needs a car when I can fly under my own superpowers. 
~Wages for a shoeshine boy is rather pathetic; hence, the barn thing. 
~My religion is Jedi and I study under Master Yoda. 
~Krypto is my best friend, although he's vulnerable to kryptonite. HaHa, I'm not.  BTW, that's a green turd, not a banana.
~How do I like my steaks when I have a spare dime?? Still mooing. 
~Private Images?? Are we allowed to have images of our doggie privates on this site??  
~Doggie-Style refers to the style of Superhero type doggies ... so get your mind outta the gutter, OK?? 
~Wondering why I haven't selected a "fish personality"?? ... I'm a dog, not a fish. 
If you would like to know more about me, just rent the movie DVD entitled (oddly enough) "UNDERDOG".
And finally ... don't believe that crackpot's testimonial about me for a second. I'm not a complete horn dog. Just mostly one.  VVVVVVVVVVVVVVV |
| | First Date |
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Defeat Simon Barsinister  ... then dinner and a movie |
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Padawan61 has 2 roses that can be sent. |
 Mail Settings (To message Padawan61 you MUST meet the following criteria.) |
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Female
Age between 18 and 27
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 | Padawan, Spaceboy, is a complete horn dog. He loves large women, especially the ones that are oozing out all over; small women, are ok too but not as much as the large ones. I swear, though, he'd nail wood if it was shaped like a woman. You'd gotta watch out for this guy. RUN and HIDE (!) QUICK...before he nails you too. ARRRRGH! |
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