BEFORE READING ANY FURTHER - please stop here if your psycho, needy, constantly putting yourself down, have your tits showing in all your pics, not over an ex, looking for a free night out, consistently looking for the next best thing, or one night stands (there are plenty of other guys on here that will be more than happy to help ya out there lol). Seems like alot of women ive chatted with are just looking for a diversion or an ego boost, which is great for them, but just not my thing lol also if you can't take a joke, or get offended easily, we more than likely won't get along and thats ok, to each their own :-)

My friends say I'm the guy that has to go up to strangers and start conversations for my friends. I like making children and little old ladies laugh. I like witty sarcasm, but not to the point of rudeness. Im honest to a fault, which is probably why im single lol. I'm really happy with where I am and dont want to get serious or change anything until I meet that special someone. I will definitely know when I meet her (and hopefully she will know it too and not kick me in the gonads or spray me with pepper spray LOL). I dont have a problem with getting dates, I guess I just cant find FUN dates. It would be great to find a woman that I could make plans with and go see a show, hit a pub, maybe the Zoo. Anything to get to know someone slowly. Fools rush in, so im not in any hurry and I refuse to settle, that wouldnt be fair to anyone. Im independent and confident, but not to the point of conceit. Now if you have issues or dont know what you want, I DO have some friends I could hook you up with (insert evil grin). Lets see, what else? I have a 18 year old daughter (if you consider this "baggage", move on to the next ad) that I raised by myself and just happens to be the coolest, sweetest girl in Michigan (think i'm partial?) THINGS THAT MAKE ME HAPPY: My daughter first, but thats a given. Discovering a faded $20 in the dryer when I do laundry. Finding an extra chicken nugget in a 5 piece. Tigers Opening Day. Doing something ive never done before. Taking the top down on my Jeep. Being the "cool Dad". Laughing children. A smile from a sexy stranger. St Patty Day Corktown parade. Openminded, funny women. THING THAT MAKE ME SAD:That feeling when you stub your toe in the middle of the night and it doesnt hurt but you know it will, in like 5 seconds. Hypocrites. Women who use their sex appeal as a weapon. Finding only FOUR nuggets in a 5 piece. Condescending people. Those friggin no-turn-on-red stoplights. Bad Milk. Putting the top back UP on my Jeep. French fries with no ketchup. Liars/Cheaters. When I cant help my daughter because I know she has to learn some things for herself.

Now on to who id like to meet? Thats one tough question to answer, but ill try my best to answer. I guess a best friend/partner/lover. Someone that believes the 5 most important qualities for a healthy relationship are: Chemistry, Trust, Loyalty, Communication and Respect. Ive met some really terrific women so far but I guess you never know who you'll fall in love with and who will become dear friends. Although im sure we would all love to find that true soulmate, i cherish new friendships and it nice to do different things with new people, so im open to finding new friends. When I meet new people, I dont judge or have any expectations (just PLEASE be yourself and have fun) So on a lighter note, how about a cheesy poem?......"I'd like to meet someone who knows just how i think, that will flash me a smile and a cute lil wink. Someone who makes me want to be a better man, someone not afraid to drink beer straight from the can. Someone who'll stay young, at least in the heart, looks arent important, but its sure a good start. Someone who would appreciate breakfast in bed, not someone who wants to punch me in my head. Someone to match my competitive side, and hopefully your booty won't be real wide. Someone that has that feisty charm, someone to hold close under my arm. Someone who'll help me cook our favorite food without haste, the effort is whats sexy, its not in the taste. Someone that would love to just be adored, and i hope your creative so we both wont get bored. Someone that i'll want to do anything for, and then when i'm done, i'll want to do more. Im just a happy man who rarely gets mad, so give me a shout and reply to my ad"

just something i thought id share...i don't think ill ever get a date now lol...
1.) i always use more than one glazing packet and end up with a couple dry toaster strudels
2.) i think toilet paper should always roll over top and not behind
3.) im bad at remembering names but never forget a face
4.) im a reality tv show junkie
5.) i want to live in a tipi for a year
6.) i have the best kid in the entire world
7.) only my closest friends know my middle name
8.) i was adopted
9.) i could eat mexican food every day
10.) i need to lose weight
11.) i need to quit smoking
12.) i think most people don't appreciate what they have until its gone
13.) i think laughter + chemistry = instant attraction
14.) I think Salma Hayek is the hottest woman alive
15.) i have a huge skin tag on my hip (attractive huh?)
16.) i like my jobs
17.) im 41 but feel 25
18.) im a good public speaker
19.) i need a good massage
20.) i wear shorts in the winter
21.) i stay up too late
22.) i will one day hike the Continental Divide
23.) id like to be a river guide
24.) i think its almost always funny when someone trips over there own feet or walks into a sliding glass door
25.) i love bad weather