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I'm in the process of trying to find the right way to describe myself with enough brevity and humor to convey who I am. In the meantime please visit the interests listed above. Because believe it or not most of you women don't read these things either!

Brief synopsis? Okay. First of all, know that I AM MOVING TO KENOSHA, WI or nearby areas in the spring. Flora is NOT my permanent residence, and unless a great girl pops up here and needs me to stay, I can't wait to get out of this town.

I'm a small-statured geeky, creative type of guy hoping to find a woman with the same qualities. I'm cute. I'm intelligent. I'm a good listener and a polite, gentlemanly guy. I love animals. I love rats. I love pale girls. And dark haired girls. And glasses. I'm not a partier. I'm not a socialite. I hate obnoxious cookie-cutter women with fake friendships and tramp stamps. I love bookworms, goths, shy girls, and ladies with some class, dignity, politeness and self-respect. I'd love to see Japan, publish a book, and open an animal shelter. And when I have the right partner and enough financial security I would love to get married and have a daughter. I love nature, woods, rain and thunderstorms, and I love video games, movies, and classic rock about as much as I hate most sports. I've got my opinions but I am more polite and respectful than most. I'm teh awesomes!

So why am I single? I have my cons. I'm shy, not a schmoozer and I avoid the bar scene. I do like to get out but I'm kind of a homebody. I don't know if I ever want to bother with college since I know a dozen people who went and are now jobless. I don't like women who drink all night and show off their bodies all day. In other words I'll probably be single for a while. I feel kind of misunderstood, cynical and maybe a little misanthropic- I don't really like modern "typical" society and it's not often that I find women who feel the same way.

So if there be any lass out there who's not like every other one I meet, I'd love to hear from them. I've got my shortcomings- I'm not particularly outgoing, I'm not rich, and I have no degree. But I have no interest in playing games on people, cheating, or any of that immature crap. I'm different, for better or worse, but I'm real. But since that's not what's popular, please excuse the construction - I'm in the middle of thinking how to make my profile pleasantly fake like all the rest. ;)

Skydiving into a foreign country with you nude on my arm, wearing nothing but a sword in my hand and a sombrero on my head, pilfering fistfuls of jewels from the pockets of the leader of said country while smashing a pillow across his very head and ululating into the night as we make our escape riding a seahorse across a shooting star of rainbows.