ok, let's do this. profile description v2.0, i was pissed when i made the last one and didn't generate much excitement

i'm a foreigner living and working in this lovely country. i haven't met the 3 or 5 year residency requirements to get my uk citizenship through marriage anyways, so you ladies don't have to worry about marrying me to keep me in the country.

i like doing lunges, wearing tights and general buffoonery. my pet llama, dynamo, means the world to me and i often book massages for her on a biweekly basis. i wear white socks with black shoes as a tribute to michael jackson. i like eating curries-- especially ones that make me sweat while consuming them.

i don't like seeing movies in the cinema but will probably see bruno there about 5 times when it's out.

i listen to the rudest old school rap i can find, 2 live crew is always on my ipod

recieve a sensual foot rub lasting 4 hours. minimum

if not that, we could have an engrossing discussion about taxes, how much money we make, and how dissatisfied with out lives we are. the night would finish off with a businesslike handshake (firm, dry and brisk) leaving enough time to travel home and get to bed by 8.