Let's see how many women I can offend with my opening intro!!
Let's be honest, many, (not all) but many women out there will not admit it, but what really turns them on is a pushy, arrogant, jealous, possessive jerk who is not particularly trustworthy and who you have to wonder what he's up to and where he's been half the time. God knows why this turns some of you on, but I'm not here to judge. What I am here to tell you is, if you are turned on by guys like that, I AM NOT the one for you.

See, I'm a freak. I actually listened to female friends growing up, as to what qualities they SAID they wanted to find in a guy... And I made sure that that was the way I turned out. Some qualities I already had (no cheating, no lying), and some I just made part of me (putting the toilet seat down, opening doors).
So that is what I am. I am the kind of guy women SAY they want... But only SOME actually mean it. No cheating, lying, jealousy, possessiveness, drama, games and I never take out a bad mood on someone.
So for those women who like the jerks, good luck to you, I hope you don't get too hurt.
For those women who actually DO want a guy like me... Hi, I'm Patrick

On a humorous note, here's something I find pertinent... It always makes me smile when I read someone's profile and they say they "Love to Laugh"... I mean seriously, DOES THIS REALLY NEED TO BE SAID?? Unless you've recently had a rib injury or corner of your mouth surgery, I think it's the concensus that EVERYONE loves to laugh. Now, if what you love is to be whipped with raw fettucini while singing the Dukes of Hazard theme... THAT is unique and THAT should probably be stated... Just trying to help... :-)

Not a fair question, since the first date is usually a simple meeting to see if you have any "in person" chemistry.

So for the SECOND date... I would start by making you Breakfast (you came over for Breakfast, you didn't spend the night.... GEEZ!)
After a nice breakfast, and after enjoying my awesome coffee... We'd most likely take a drive, no certain destination, kinda exploring. Something up the coast, maybe stopping at a beach along the way, bring along your favorite wine, champagne, whatever, to enjoy wherever we stopped. The idea is lots of time to talk. I don't like first or second dates that are all activity with no real time to get to know each other. Oh ya, and somewhere along the way we would need to stop for ice cream... That's a must.
And hopefully, at the end of the date, if we are both feeling it, we share a very, very nice kiss.