April 08 Well what can i say she who dares sometimes wins and sometimes doesn't, but at least i can say i actually took the plunge and went out and saw someone off here rather than dithering...it was a good experience and taught me two things...not to be afraid to explore a possibility in the future and two it can be good fun!

so then...what do i do from now on? Well keep chatting away and getting to know people on here i suppose until my next 'prince' comes along...
19/5/08. I dont really like to put what sort of person i am looking for on here as I haven't a clue! Its like when i have a box of choccies...I like em all, the nutty ones, the ones with the soft centres, the melt in the mouth yummy ones etc...but the ones that are wrapped up in sparkly paper and then have no substance to back up the anticipation then to that no thanks and also thinking about it I'm not into the chewy ones much either, so if i have to move my jaw up and down for long periods of time with no satisfaction then your lucks out he he...what i will say however is that i would like to find someone who i can have loads of fun with and be my friend and confidant...im not really looking for anything heavy and im trying to be up front here as in the scheme of time i have not long come out of a long term marriage...

For me this is a great site for meeting friends yes and i have quite a few chatting partners on here, but essentially i am looking for a man who wants a relationship in the real world...if this is not you or you feel unable to do that for whatever reason then please do not contact me. And if you want me to pander to your every whim in the bedroom and the kitchen then tough cos i aint doing both...you decide which i am talking about here ha ha...funny how the two activities in each location sound the same though he eh...RIGHT READ BELOW IF YOU WANT BUT I FIGURE MANY OF YOU WILL ONLY GET THIS FAR...BUT IF YOU HAVE AN AFTERNOON FREE CARRY ON! oh one more thing i do like tall guys as a preference...but only as a preference..but im not sure i'd date someone my own height as i like to stand on tip toe when i kiss ya!

march 08:my son told me this joke today and as i have a strange sense of humour it kind of tickled me...this is for footie fans too...what team sounds like ice cream? Answer Aston Vanilla...yes i know it has cringeworthy status written all over it! and another...Why did the skeleton go to the BBQ? To get some spare ribs!

13/3/08 it says alongside my profile that i am this sites adverts 999.999th visitor and that i have won an audi a3! wow...if only i was that gullible and more to the point afford the insurance lol! Now if i could just win a Skoda that would be worth sellling my soul for...mmmmmm. Anyone want an Audi a3? I'll forward your names on lol!
Oh now the same ad space is advising me on how to catch Mr Right...well sorry but i would like a Mr Left he he...who the hell is Mr or Miss Right anyway...we should have standards but not so high that no-one can actually jump over the bar with a skyrocket attached to their backs! Anyway Mr or Miss Right is inside you first anyway...like the old saying goes love yourself and other stuff will follow...chill!

horray its the first day of spring/summer and apart from one hours lack of sleep the day is fantastic. As I was driving back in my car from work i was thinking oh my god its such a lovely warm day ( as i was sweltering in my glamourous work outfit, all black in colour...) it's almost warm enough for shorts! Then as i was waiting at the traffic lights about two mins away from home, having taken twenty mins to get there from work, i happened to look down at my heater indicators...it was set to full hot blast and directed to my feet...no wonder i was flippin hot! oh dear another blonde moment

THIS PROFILE CARRIES A GOVERNMENT GIGGLE WARNING...YES!!! IT IS GOOD TO LAUGH!
1/6/08 and just a couple more jokes...and this epitomises me in terms of character to an extent..ok ok a lot then:)
A blonde and a brunette, are walking down the street and pass a flower shop where the brunette happens to see her boyfriend buying flowers.

The brunette sighs and says, "Oh, crap, my boyfriend is buying me flowers again.....for no reason."

The blonde looks quizzically at her and says, "What's the big deal,don't you like getting flowers?"

The brunette says, "Oh sure.....but he always has expectations after getting me flowers, and I just don't feel like spending the next three days on my back with my legs in the air."

The blonde says, "Don't you have a vase?"
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There were 3 ladies on an island 1 blonde 1 brunette and a red-head. The city where they wanted to be was 20 miles away with sea between the island and the city. The red-head swam 4 miles and drowned of exhaustion, the brunette swam 10 miles and drowned of exhaustion. The blonde swam 19 miles, got tired, and swam back!!

mmmmm yes if you dont have a sense of humour and can't laugh at your self, you are probably not the sort of person that would get on with me !!! HE HE FOR EXAMPLE: today 1/6/08 i decided it was time i got out my new toy(whoa boys not that sort of toy!) my brand spanking new lawnmower! so out the box it comes all shiny and sparkly and there is a little tool to go with it and on the outside of the box it says fully assembled ready to go(wish everything else was like that lol). For one fleeting moment i thought..mmmm strange there are no instructions, but thought well its simple enough perhaps i don't need any? So off i go thraping the thing round the garden like i was driving a formula one car, thinking oo this is so great compared to my old tank that lies green with envy in the garden shed...i can feel its eyes glowering into my back at the time ..yes it has eyes, i drew some on it in black marker pen to make the boys laugh!...Anyway where was i? Yes thrashing...when the 'indicator' (a yellow ping pong ball in a plastic dome...oh technology is marvellous isn't it people lol!)tells me that the bin for the grass is full. I go to empty it and lo.and behold the instructions and warranty fall out into the green recycle waste bin...i may not be a true blonde but i can certainly do an excellent impersonation of one...takes a bow and exits left!

15/7/08 oh calamity...i have fallen down the stairs and spent the morning in A&E...im on crutches and have had to elevate my foot as high as possible...sure there is a smutty remark in there somewhere lol!

i had two very nice ambulance men carry me on a stretcher out the house and there's me thinkin oh i hope no-one sees me:) they gave me entinox for the pain ...what great stuff that is huh? its better then getting drunk, and no after effects! i went from a blubbing wreck to a giggly idiot lol! Colin...the ambulance guy said "why are you laughing, you may have broken your foot!" It just made me laugh all the more cos as i was speaking my voice was going all strange...he was filling in this form and he asked me if i was allergic to anything...i replied "only hunky men!", then started giggling again...getting to the hyena stage now!

so in we go to the hospital..and cols sidekick says before we went in "this is serious now! no giggling as they will think there is nothing wrong with you" I said "I think they can see there is from the size of the melon that is on the end of my leg!"at that i was trying my best not to laugh anymore, but it was so hard... when colin had booked me in and came to transfer me to a wheelchair from the stretcher he whispered to me " you ARE allergic to something...the entinox!" More giggles...oh dear!:)

I eventually got seen and had an xray and stuff and then i got taken to a place where they either strap up or plaster limbs...as the male nurse was informing me of what i could or could not do for the next few days he stopped mid sentence and got a bit flummoxed...he said " sorry but its the pigtails that are putting me off" lol i thought is he hitting on me? but i was too far gone with the gas and air to even manage a retort haha...typical!

so i'm home now on crutches and very poorly with an agonising throbbing in my foot and an ankle the size of a tennis ball! so if any nice people want to come over to make me lunch or drop in for a chat even then please do so as i am flippin stuck here for a few days till the swelling goes down hopefully! apparently it will take six weeks for the ligaments to start going back too! my moms just gone to raid the pharmacy for lots of pills he he

tune in for the next epoisode lol!

19/08/08 as i always reference other peoples work in recognition just want to say thanks ever so to my new friend 'Snottiesoup'...you know who you are haha...for the sketch of my piggy tail pic and i am so glad you did not put a wart on my nose like you said you were going to lol

MMMM FIRST DATE....Anything really...its the person I'm interested in though not the venue! And that's not a cliche its the truth isnt it? It is what most of us are on here for... to discover a person for us no matter what guise they appear in...I love mysteries and possibilities and like making friends!

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