Recently kicked out of Jedi training for peeking under the blindfold during Light Sabre exercises. Man, are those guys strict! It's okay... The Force was never really strong with me anyway.

I have been accused of only knowing how to Break Dance, but I blame an inner ear problem.

I would be a procrastinator but I keep finding excuses to put it off.

I'm still not sure if I should rotate the entree 1/4 turn halfway through cooking when I have a carousel in my microwave. If the George Foreman grill is supposed to be a good way to lose weight, why is George fat?

Thought I was going to be rich in my career, then I re-read my offer sheet and noticed it said "dollhairs".

I love brain-freezes because you have to have a brain to get one. So... that's reassuring.

While many profiles here describe a guy who is Mountain Dew extreme, I could probably best be described as One-Calorie Tab. I enjoy the simple things. Being outdoors, long walks, golf, tennis, a blues club on a Saturday afternoon, movies, discussions about current events, going to sporting events, concerts. It could be unnecessary to say I enjoy comedy.

I have two daughters ages 12 and 10 while still spending time with my two stepsons from my previous marriage aged 19 and 16. I value my time with them and we often have a lot of fun together when I'm not saying 'Pick that up'. I will say if you haven't watched the shows on The Disney Channel much, they are surprisingly pretty good.

UPDATE: I am in the process of moving into my childhood home. It's a bittersweet experience going back after the loss of my parents and a lot of work, but also a new beginning for my children and myself. I have a coffee table for now but I think my brother wants it. Hey, I get the house the least I can do is give him the coffee table.

The main drawback of moving your children into your childhood home is that they see that it's not a 10 mile walk to school and that there is no way it could be uphill both ways. They're onto me!!!

I enjoy a casual conversation over a coffee or a couple of drinks. Maybe a game of darts but I promise not to laugh when you miss the board completely. We can discuss our plans for Global Domination at that time.