if i read once more 'i work hard and i play even harder!' or 'i live life to the full, fullest or max!!' i will scream. lets face it we are all a bunch of sad twats that have nothing better to do than sit at home on the pc.
hello..im a very calm and open person, enjoy my own time to do what ever takes me. bit of a strange sence of humour, make my self laugh all the time! im very accepting to others but im no pushover. once a month i go nuts but don't we all?? oh and when i get behind the wheel snakes grow from my hair, and my head does a full 360. i'm not house trained and i always leave the seat down, but i dont p**s on it. i hate sports, but like to keep fit by walking to my car several times a day.
i love the grate indoors and all it has to offer. 42in TV, XL cable package, well stocked beer fridge and a good selection of take away menu's.
love to see as many live bands as i can and looking at the festivals this year.
after someone of similar mind to my self but not too alike that would be dull. what else...err...d*mn i cant bloody think...farting. farting is funny. yes i do know its childish! farting in the bath is good. have you noticed the bubbles sound like edward woodward? say it go on... see it dose! i like to make little people from cheese strings and my fave saying is. well bugger me with a prize winning carrott!(SAYING NOT PASS TIME THANK YOU FOR MESSAGING ME ASKING WERE DO I GET THE CARROTT FROM!) dont like being called babe...its a talking pig o_o i have kids and have no desire to share them, if you can't cope with that then fook off.
OK!!who taught birds to poo on that bit of your car winscreen the wipers do not reach??
why do men shave their heads when they have hair. but moan when they go bald?? more men should have long hair!!!!
TESTIMONIALS:- why do people write something on a profile that blows nothing but sunshine where the sun dont shine. that person is so fantastic but they are not with them?? why?? o_O
SPELLING AND GRAMMAR POLICE.
For anyone who wishes to point out any spelling or grammar mistakes DONT! I am really not that anal and i'm sure you will not like the reply you will get!!
pfft! makes you want to force ferets up some peoples bum's and sit back and watch while they get their intestins eaten!
*when you run out of loo roll, never wipe your bits on tissues that have olbas oil on them!*
First Date
game of pool or bowling. having something to do helps brake the ice and god am i good! maybe food and drinks lots of talking. never give me wine. you wont shut me up!
good nose round HMV.
eat a kebab in the park and have a snog after
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