I am a nice guy from the Midwest, I have lived in Florida since 1986. It still shocks me when peole receive a nice compliment that they do not have enough manners to say Thank You.
If you enjoy humor, you will find I normally keeps those around me laughing. Between my three degrees and street smarts, I have a very creative mind. :-)
As for body type I am what you might call stocky but I am not sure that is the best way to describe me. To me stocky = short and wide. As you can read I am not short but I am wide like a football player, very broad shoulders. You will feel very safe with me.
Does it sound funny to you when you read where people write they are attractive? I thought that was for others to judge from their pictures. lol
Please, please do not be one of the few on here that do not have enough manners or class to say "Thank You" when they receive a nice compliment.
Thank you to those that mention their children's ages.
Some of my fav quotes...
I believe in the small of a woman's back, the hanging curve ball, high fiber, good scotch and I believe in long, slow, deep, soft, wet kisses that last three days. From the movie Bull Durham said by Kevin Costner to Susan Sarandom. Her reply was, Oh My!
"Those are my principles, and if you do not like them...well, I have others!" Groucho Marx
"Don't worry about the world coming to an end today. It's already tomorrow in Australia" (Charles Schultz- creator of Peanuts)
If I had any more fun...I would have to pay an amusement tax.
I hope you enjoyed the quotes, the last one is all mine. :-)
For those that do not understand the difference when it comes to people from the Midwest, here is an example that happened the day after St. Pat's Day....
I was trying to locate a buddy that I met in Florida that moved to Indiana. I searched on the Internet and found a number of people with his name. One gentleman I called by mistake told me there was someone in his town with the name I was trying to reach. HE OFFERED TO LOOK THE NUMBER UP IN THE PHONE BOOK FOR ME, WHICH IS WHAT HE DID. Does this sound like the norm to you? Since I was born in Indiana, I was NOT surprised by his kindness.
Things I find funny!
How many pictures are taken in bathrooms.
How many pictures are taken in public bathrooms. lol
How many pictures are taken by holding the camera yourself, it only takes one friend or family member. :-)
The number of pictures that are turned sideways. lol
Why do people have to state the obvious? When was the last time a romantic relationship developed (from a dating web site) when two people did not have chemistry?
I am pretty sure the lady that is right for me will find humor in what I have written.
Please note: I make fun of myself as often as I do others, everyone is fair game.
Why in the world do we need to "click" if we have a car???????
You, me, a great time and both wanting a second date.
If my glass if half-full, I view it as I had the chance to share my wine with you. If you like wine...maybe we will head to Atlanta where my Father and Brother In Law own a wine dist.
I believe...a lady should always be treated like a lady. It does not take extra effort for me to open your door, pull your chair out and stand when you leave and arrive at our table, being a gentleman is not a part time gig.
Nothing better than a great date where we end up dancing in the parking lot to Barry White.
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