About me : I can come across as being shy while figuring out new peoples boundaries, then a sharp tongue in cheek can come in to play, I can be charming in a c*cky kind of way. Passionate yet with my feet on the ground; easy going and headstrong - yin and yang and all that jazz.
Have always been a believer in treating anyone with the respect they deserve.

I love animals something soppy.
I would have loved to have gone into a career to help sick and injured animals, but unfortunately realised I would not be able to handle the down days in that type of work, so that can only remain an unobtainable dream *sigh.

Am into cookery and I can knock up a MEAN bolognaise amongst many other delectable delights - Experimenting with some ingredients and a lot of imagination.

Also I enjoy cinema, pubs, clubs, reading, and all sorts of music from ABBA to Zappa, Sinatra to Wagner and then some.

Nobody likes a laugh as much as I do...
SOH ranges from silly to dry as dry gin with dry ice. I'm 35 years young ish (though sometimes mentally 5), a sarcaustic whining sh*t who enjoys wordplay, especially roonerspisms.

I don't care much for sport, but will have fun while having a crack at bowling or pool. Otherwise; sport of the mind: chess. For an adrenaline kick though nothing beats pumping the legs in time to some pumping tunes while riding my bike.

I'm no art critic - Tracey Emin just bamboozles me - but I do appreciate that which pleases the eye; paintings, sculpture, the moon and the stars, a pretty garden “the face of an angel” lol (Am a sucker for a sweet smile and pretty eyes), and some funky architecture.
Castles and medieval culture - especially medieval music - fascinates me.

Turn offs: Ignorance, Shallow conceited types and political correctness. To be blunt I don't suffer fools gladly. But then who does?


Owt else you want to know, just ask. Don't be afraid, don't be very afraid.
Those of the Burberryesque persuasion need not apply, Thank you.

Now tell me about you?

Have a nice chat over a cappucino or drink in a bar, a stroll along a canal and feed the ducks. Then see where that chemistry leads us...If we're both lucky, think: Lou Reed - Perfect Day.