Hello and thank you for checking out my profile at this really fancy schmancy and exclusive website.

I hope you didn't check your sense of humor at the door.

Well...

My name is Anthony, but those who know me call me Tony or Tone.

I am an honest, funloving, just turned 51 years young nice guy.

I can walk and chew bubble gum at the same time, and my keen coordination usually extends to my being able to articulate my thoughts.

I like to watch the sun and moon, rise and set.

I love animals, especially dogs.

I speak fluent Spanish, some Italian, excellent English, and even better NYese.

I like like classical music and classic rock n' roll.

I am a reformed plagiarist now working at night professionally as a shoplifter, pickpocket, burglar, safecracker, jewel thief, con artist, swindler, counterfeiter, dope smuggler, truck hijacker, yacht pirate, cattle rustler and train robber in Bradenton.

I practiced law for almost 25 years in NYC.

In addition to the nighttime work I already told you about, and that I am really good at, I also practice some immigration law here, serve as a local community activist with the domestic Peace Corps, tutor English as a second language, and volunteer as a guardian of foster kids in the Manatee and Sarasota Family Courts.

I am also an excellent cook and I like my home and my own company.

I am a born and raised NYer from NYC and Long Island, and I have been living in Florida for over a year, and I like it here.

I am caring and communicative, romantic and passionate, open minded, easy going and kind hearted, fun loving, and still nobody loves me!

I try to live by treating others the way I would like them to treat me, but I don't thump the Bible, and I am neither moralistic nor judgmental.

I am trustworthy and willing to trust you.

I make myself gregarious in social and professional settings, but I am actually shy inside and sensitive when you get to know me.

I am not a serial dater, and I am drug and disease free.

I would love to find one sensibly free thinking, perhaps artistically bent, bright and attractive lady partner, for communicating with me, to work and play with.

I am stable, secure, very down to earth and fun loving, and you should be too.

We should cherish each and every day, the way I have it figured.

I like children, and they respond well to me, but I do not have any of my own.

I would like to do some traveling soon... perhaps see St. Augustine or visit Quebec or Maine... or Ireland, Scotland, Paris or Italy.

Thank you for your time in reading my profile!

I would like to meet you at a quiet place for coffee or a glass of wine, talking, and for seeing if there is any chemistry for us. If we would like to make a date, I would like to meet for a friendly dinner, and our next date might include a more romantic dinner setting, and a stroll along the boardwalk or the beach perhaps. I would like to be friends first for dating and companionship, while we are having fun.