To us. Novel ,yes but it works


It has come to my attention that some people reading the following profile.
Will assume things about me that are not the case.
So understand this profile serves more than one purpose .
I use parts of this profile to vent about things that I dislike.
Things that I would other wise ,be unable to say to those that need to hear it.
It also weeds out the undesirables.
I sincerely hope the rest of you will understand.

Hi. I am on here to meet new friends, not to hide behind a monitor.
I am a single male Jewish by birth, but not religious.
African American. [My grandfather was born there] Yes there are white folks in South Africa, Asians too.

Never married and have no kids. [Yes I like kids, women too].
I thought about marriage once, but she quit taking her meds. I treat every one according to the golden rule, and I expect no less.

I don't drink, smoke, dip, chew, hunt or do drugs
I don't mind if you do as long as you can control it or eat what you kill.
[except for dipping and chewing sorry but that’s a deal breaker].
I do enjoy a little 4:20 four or five times a year.
The ONLY drugs I take are one baby aspirin & three fish oil caps a day.
We have a house (the cats and I).
Real men like cats. [In case you did not get the memo]
I am a slow hand with women ,I have kissed a few .
And I have never had a women turn her lips away.
Also give a mean back & foot rub.
I am low maintenance & that’s what I am looking for in a women
I am a car guy ASE certified master Teck [mechanic] and I fix thing

I enjoy poker, a real game and white water rafting.
Mostly I work for myself as a vehicle consultant/and recently have branched out by starting a small household moving co.
Rather than pay to go a gym.
My life is stress free, drama free, and jealousy free. And will stay that way.
When it comes to relationships I have standards, but no expectations.
Since I don't have kids, grand kids or an ex spouse,
I don't feel I have much in common with women my age.
Also, I am very healthy and plan to be around a very long time.
So I am looking for some one younger and healthy in case she wants to stick.

Looking for a kind, attractive good hearted H W P low maintenance, easy going woman who enjoys her space.
I believe absence makes the heart grow fonder.
For some reason .
I seem to hit it off with Bi and gay women.
Strange ? I do drive a pick up and like to do manly things.
Pluses for tall, red headed, brunette, independent, freckles, Gemini , hippy or tomboy
Tendencies
P.S. In case any one thinks I am old.Be warned .I don't care if your 18.
If your not an active person. You will not be able to keep up. Also I don't get sick

I can climb a rope with only my hands,
Do 25 push up any time or carry over 200 lbs. How many 18 year olds do you know who can?
I used to be modest, but I am working on it.




It seems there is some confusion about the term, Let's do lunch.
If I say to you let's do lunch .This is not a date. If I have not gotten to know you I don't know if I want to date you
.Sorry I am funny that way. All I am offering ,is to buy lunch .The only thing expected of you, is to be pleasant company.
This is the full extent of let's do lunch.
Also I am one of the most respectful guys you could ever meet.
However piousness or sanctimoniousness,is a deal breaker.

During lunch you may wish to give me your phone #.I will not ask for it.
This will be explained latter in this profile.

So if your sane , semi sane or can speak on the phone. Or in person with out freaking out I would luv to hear from you.
I understand caution, so block your phone # on caller ID
By dialing *67 then the # and on a first date, MEET in a PUBLIC PLACE.
Or you can even go to www.courts.state.va.us/courts/circuit.html and search court records by county and city for charges & convictions ,all you need is a name and location.

Also I do not flirt with photos on a monitor.

I do not use LOL. The only time you need to read between the lines with me.
Is when I am being funny, I hope you pick up on my humor. But there will be no tell tale laughter.

Update: 7/11/09 I have come to understand, much to my dismay.
That many people think it is normal.
For guys or girls, to interrogate there girl friend on were they have been.
Or who they were with and telling them what they can and can't do.
This is so accepted. That I have had women tell me, I don't care about them.
Based on my not interrogating them.
I think this is controlling and just bizarre. But I was not raised buy the Taliban.
If this is what your looking for I understand there's lot of guys and girls .
who will be happy to help you out


Well here is the rubber meets the road.
Prefer to have lunch or coffee. And get to know each other.

Next, I am happy to make the first move .But I do not chase women, ever.
That means that if you make contact, and I call and leave a message.
That is not returned, or you say you will call and don’t.
I WILL NOT CONTACT YOU AGAIN. [Just as a women would not call back.
In the same scenario] I am not mad at you, I don't know you.
But I have rules they don't bend or break, I call it self control.
As at this point I am forced to assume that you no longer wish to talk.


Up Date I though I had been clear previously.
But ,judging from conversation I have had with women on this site.
This is not the case so I will try again
Lunch/coffee.
Many women seem to assume. That because I meet them [face to face real life]
I also want to jump there bones.
Just as I know that many women I find attractive. Don't want to jump my bones.
I have been out with LOT'S of nice women.
Who I decided are not what I am looking for romantically.
Some of them I expect would be great friends. Sadly that can be very tricky.
Since at this point they have great expectations. Also even if I am VERY interested .
I will NOT ask you to go out with me again or to give me your phone # during our meeting.
If you want to volunteer it that's good.
I think it's rude to put any one, on the spot that way.



I have found most first meeting /dates are good.
If you don't start out with expectations,
Beyond pleasant company