Me..hmmm. I have been back and forth on this site now. I was wondering about some friends from here, so I thought that I would sign back on and look them up. I am only here for friends for right now.
Anyways...I am a single parent of a couple or many children, depends on who is here that day. Hmm....it is to hard to write about yourself. Oh..I know!!! I like coffee...yep lots of coffee. (two hours later) Hmmm...I just reread this thing..I sound like an idiot. But at times I probably am, so I think that I will leave it the way it is. I am actually a pretty nice person, and make a great friend.

And it was supposed to say..."JUST ME LOOKING FOR WHATEVER" LOL Maybe I will find someone named "Whate"
UDATE: Apparently the rules are you have to give your phone number out to anyone and everyone that asks, and reply to a message immediately..otherwise they will tell you off and block you. I had no idea I was such a rude person...(the one that knows who I am talking about, grow up already)
03/15/08 just got this from a guy in my email. He waited about 6 minutes for a response to a message he sent...
"u KEEP WAITING :( u dumb****u lost out on a real good man. get a life"
Also guys...if a girl does not respond back to you in "your timely fashion"...it does not mean that she needs to get laid by a "real man". Well, maybe it would help, but maybe, just maybe that is what she is doing while not responding to you???? You never know.
"""""you guys keep writing to me that I need to not be angry about the idiots. I am not angry, nor do I have a bad attitude about it or towards them. They are kind of funny."""""" I have had my share of hard knocks in this life, but I come back a stronger and better person. At least I hope that I do.


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I have this posted on my other place profile page:
"" Never conclude your opinion of a person based on his present situation because time has the power to change ordinary coal into a diamond.""
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This is by far the best page that I have ever read. I was told that it is something that a college student wrote. Everytime that I read it, I laugh. I will try to read it out loud, and laugh so hard!!!!! (except for the second half about older women..that is all true)

I am a dynamic figure, often seen scaling walls and crushing ice.
I have been known to remodel train stations on my lunch breaks,
making them more efficient in the area of heat retention. I translate
ethnic slurs for Cuban refugees, I write award-winning operas. I
manage time efficiently. Occasionally, I tread water for three days
in a row. I woo women with my sensuous and godlike trombone
playing, I can pilot bicycles up severe inclines with unflagging speed,
and I cook thirty Minute Brownies in twenty minutes.

I am an expert in stucco, a veteran in love, and an outlaw in Peru.
Using only a hoe and a large glass of water, I once single-handedly
defended a small village in the Amazon Basin from a horde of
ferocious army ants. I play bluegrass cello, I was scouted by the
Mets, and have been the subject of numerous documentaries.

When I'm bored, I build large suspension bridges in my yard. I enjoy urban hang
gliding. On Wednesdays, after work, I repair electrical
appliances free of charge.

I am an abstract artist, a concrete analyst, and a ruthless bookie.
Critics worldwide swoon over my original line of corduroy evening
wear.

I do not perspire. I am a private citizen, yet I receive fan mail.
I have been caller number nine and have won the weekend passes.
Last summer I toured New Jersey with a travelling centrifugal-force
demonstration.

I bat 400.

My deft floral arrangements have earned me fame in international
botany circles. Children trust me.

I can hurl tennis rackets at small moving objects with deadly
accuracy. I once read Paradise Lost, Moby****and David
Copperfield in one day and still had time to refurbish an entire
dining room that evening. I know the exact location of every food
item in the supermarket. I have performed several covert
operations with the CIA. I sleep once a week; when I do sleep, I
sleep in a chair. While on vacation in Canada, I successfully
negotiated with a group of terrorists who had seized a small
bakery. The laws of physics do not apply to me.

I balance, I weave, I dodge, I frolic, and my bills are all paid.
On weekends, to let off steam, I participate in full-contact
origami. Years ago I discovered the meaning of life but forgot to
write it down. I have made extraordinary four course meals using
only a mouli and a toaster oven.

I breed prizewinning clams. I have won bullfights in San Juan,
cliff-diving competitions in Sri Lanka, and spelling bees at the
Kremlin.

I have played Hamlet, I have performed open-heart surgery, and I
have spoken with Elvis.



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60 Minutes Correspondent Andy Rooney (CBS)

As I grow in age, I value women over 40 most of all. Here are just a few reasons why:

A woman over 40 will never wake you in the middle of the night and ask, "What are you thinking?" She doesn't care what you think.

If a woman over 40 doesn't want to watch the game, she doesn't sit around whining about it. She does something she wants to do, and it's usually more interesting.

Women over 40 are dignified. They seldom have a screaming match with you at the opera or in the middle of an expensive restaurant. Of course, if you deserve it, they won't hesitate to shoot you if they think they can get away with it.

Older women are generous with praise, often undeserved. They know what it's like to be unappreciated.

Women get psychic as they age. You never have to confess your sins to a woman over 40.

Once you get past a wrinkle or two, a woman over 40 is far sexier than her younger counterpart.

Older women are forthright and honest. They'll tell you right off if you are a jerk if you are acting like one. You don't ever have to wonder where you stand with her! .

Yes, we praise women over 40 for a multitude of reasons. Unfortunately, it's not reciprocal. For every stunning, smart, well-coiffed, hot woman over 40, there is a bald, paunchy relic in yellow pants making a fool of himself with some 22-year old waitress.

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If by chance I never find who it is that I am looking for, just look for me on the front porch, sitting in my rocker. I will be the old lad

Sword fighting, cricket, ping pong, basket weaving, hatching duck eggs, climbing plains, or going to jail.

****Okay..I stole those ideas off of someone else's profile page. Couldn't help myself!!!
Bowling is always nice though. How can you not be humble in a pair of ugly shoes that lots and lots of other people have worn? While I like to bowl, it is not so much the sport itself...it is the lousy food they serve!!!!! You can't beat bad shoes and lousy food for a good time!!!!

BTW: If you go to the space that is mine..hint hint...and search for a 48 year old woman in the 33569 zip code..you will find me.

((another stolen piece of fluff))
How a man lays down the law to his woman....LOL

I am Man hear me ROAR (meow)
I will always have the last Word ( yes dear)
I wear the pants in this Family ( after you pic em out)
what i say goes ( if thats okay with you)
You will only speak when spoken too.. (unless you have something to say)
Behind every Good Man is a Woman tired of pushing!!!

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