I don't go for a walk in the "woods" or the "forest", I go to the bush to cut wood. I don't go for a "nature" walk, I walk home when I run out of gas. I don't "volunteer", I spend too much time helping my friends. I don't go out to the bar, I go to the barn. However I am very easy going, got a good sense of humor and a positive outlook on life. If you think you can tame a country boy, keep on movin. I don't need a trainer, I need a partner. A good friend will bail you out of jail, but your best friend will be right beside you. I'm just a simple farm boy looking for a country girl to ride in the truck with me because I ran out of steak for the dog and he won't play with me anymore.

Something simple and easy. I'm open to suggestions.