First things first...Obey your thirst!!!! On that note PSU rocks out like a Motley Crue concert! Friends call me "Crazy Jerry", I am Greek, 6 tattoos, my father is the Dos Equis man, I have all my teeth, did 6 yrs military, I have 9 kids of my own from 15 different women, I like to walk around Walmart and stare at people with mullets and no teeth. I have a beautiful smile, professional, very up to earth, love Motley Crue, Led Zeppelin, Right Said Fred, Deep Purple, G&R, the game Rock band and people that make illegal U turns. I have mean parallel parking skills, park in fire lanes, can steer with my knee, I can speak Russian in French, and occasionally do a burn out at a red light to get the attention of other drivers around. I sing expert in Rock Band, when I drink I get hilarious to the point you will wet yourself, I ride my motorcycle backwards while going forward. I have OCD with washing my car. I carry blue towels for the rims, white for the door jams, and orange for the exterior in my trunk. Yes that constitutes OCD ) What I am looking for? Nice, attractive girl to hang out with, bang out a few glasses of wine, has teeth and shaves there armpits because I shave mine, it is only fair :)
Lets have a few drinks with maybe a Caesar salad and carry on a conversation about Prince, why they have brail in bank drivethrus, and why McDonalds makes you go to the bathroom like right after you eat it, and sometimes during. 1. Must have a beautiful smile (this includes having teeth) 2. Attractive (hair color optional) 3. Have a clean car (it can be dirty just as long as I dont sit on gum or L8 from the local china house) 4. Like Chinese food (just as its not hanging out in the backseat of your car--then liking Chinese is not sexy) 5. Available to attend a road trip on 48 hrs notice. 5. Like the Daily Show and the Colbert Report (this I can let slide if you like Family Guy or COPS) 6.Ride on the back of my motorcycle with me (if your not down with ruining your beautiful hair I could let this slide if you like Easy Mac) If you want to have a FUN TIME (yes caps is needed in this case) then message me we shall talk and type such letters as Times New Roman font 12 :) Oh and if you are a YANKEES fan then we must marry one another.....
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Meeting for drinks, and go from there. No cliche dinner and movies. Who wants to watch me eat, and I do not want to watch you eat as well lol. Movies, not so much to sit silently next to each other? Dinner and movies on first date definably not sexy, lol. Lets play kickball, throw a Frisbee, wash each others cars, watch me wash my car, play beer pong, or drive to the beach for the day and illegally catch lobster, have some fun and build a sandcastle.AOL IM JrSimatos Yahoo Jerry.Simatos www.f a c e b o o k.com/jerry.simatos Yes I did save money with Geico the commercial is true :)