MYSELF: I'm a Disabled Vet (UPDATED:) THAT WAS in the hospital in Tomah, Wis. for strokes 2 years ago (I'm starting to walk again). I want to move back to N. Dallas eventually (It WILL be in January, I have the 2br apartment!!!) but want in one hand and s**t in the other, see which fills up faster...
My wife left me while I was in the hospital and now I'll be going through a divorce... I also need to be held and snuggled with...I'm not angry, just a bit hurt...I could really go for a massage and/or a good backscratching... I don't just care about the sex only... Romance and affection are great too... :) I want it all I guess...friendship, cuddling, romance, love...

**I get a live in aide, free room & board is in it... having a child is o.k.,

The past is just that... I even have a few skeletons in my closet... I'm not perfect, I don't expect you to be either... I've made my fair share of mistakes and now, chalk them up as learning experiences...

I just want to love and be loved... A good woman that isn't shallow and realizes there is more to a relationship than just the physical...

I love to Cook!!I love to Cook!!I love to Cook!! I have a lot of crockpot recipes in my head... I enjoy grilling and wood smoking... soak your wood chips in cheap red wine some time :)

The left side of my body is getting it's movement back but very slowly...

Hey! It's been 2 years since my strokes... I was told while in the hospital that I was going to get a divorce, and I was served papers...I got my own place and with my Army Disability and SSDI,it is the same as having a job more or less... The lies she tells to excuse herself from leaving while I was in a coma are almost laughable, not many people believe her... Lying kills credibility...

I have a very sick/dry sence of humor at times...No, I won't force you to watch South Park or Family Guy with me ;) ...

I won't always be stuck in this wheel chair either..I can stand and all, just have to get the walking and moving my legs down again not to mention the talking and chewing gum. LOL It isn't permanent... I just need to get my balance back standing up walking... I just got the Walk Aide device, so things are looking up...

I haven't always been this way, I'm frustrated being like this...

I am a brainy type but I would get in fights on a regular basis to show that I wasn't brainy. (Stupid huh?) The kind where I would send guys to the ER and then we would have a beer later. (did I forget to mention I grew up in The Colony)?

I am a nice guy though and most people love/like me... "To know me is to love me"...LOL

When I actually 'try' to be funny I fall flat on my face...I did gain some weight being in the hospital, but what do you expect? So now my 6 pack is more like a keg...

I was told by a younger nurses aide,to put down that I was 'average' in terms of build...I used to be 6% body fat, so this was a very hard pill to swallow...I plan on getting back into shape one day. I'm getting a membership at the "Y"... Why do I get a Village People song stuck in my head?

I have a new outlook on life, I appreciate it more, and have a new Motto:"Death by Chocolate" :)... Laugh or you're gonna cry... Bob Hope was a Comedian and look how long he lived...

Seriously though, I would like to become a teacher and I have no idea as to of what as of yet. My friends and family think I would be an excellent teacher, and all have asked if I am nuts... I am leaning towards students with special needs.

Oh yeah, I haven't touched a ciggy in over 2 years :) Quit or Smoke, I don't care... I'm not one of those sanctimonious ex-smokers...
Did I also mention I love to cook? Especially on the smoker/grill...

Bad stuff happens all the time... I know a woman who had her modeling career cut short by a motorcycle accident... She's still beautiful but a double amputee now...

My Match: A good hearted woman to talk with and to watch/share my recovery as well as be my best friend/equal/lover. This woman would need to cook and drink coffee as well (optional) as be a lady at times, and well...

She would also have to like kids... Not consider them 'baggage'

She should be able to get down and dirty, but can clean up real good. Eat my cooking whether it is on the stove or grill.

My match would be content to go out or order in and my match would also be confident and secure in herself in at least one aspect of her life. (That is a big turn on for me)..

No, I will never take 'her' back for what she did either... I did once, but twice is too much for me. I can only be Ward Cleaver so long... I was left when I was in the hospital...
Oh yeah, I also forgot to mention that I not only Wrestled in H.S., but I had my second degree in Tae Kwon Do... I was also trained by a mercenary and I would punch a canvas bag or I would go on long walks to clear my head** update**..I walked on my own 10'!!! More than that, I’ll have to rely on my wheelchair or electric scooter… I could even go for hanging out or friends as I am new to this city/state and am lonely...NO RACISTS!!! You'd be surprised at who's racist, one thing I learned in the Army, was we all bleed red...there's beauty all around us if we aren't afraid to open our eyes...my secret that everyone seems to be so proud of? I'm an Eagle Scout, a member of the Order of the Arrow, and a Junior Assistant Scout Master...I've climbed so many mountains in the Scouts and Army, I've seen enough...Plus now I have a problem with looking for Serbians in mountains... I'd rather kill people than animals because at least people can shoot back...yes, I'm also very good with a bow, I shot off nocks and I'm able to group 5 arrows on a postage stamp at 50 yards away...(my dad shot for Bear and my grandfather who passed away on my birthday had his own line of broad-heads)

On a different note, I'm not big into looks or race...it's all about having fun... :)

Looking for that special someone who isn't afraid to lend me an arm and push an empty wheelchair as I attempt to walk with my walker...

I don't talk about my girls because this is not the place to do so...

I love to collect old tin signs... my Holy Grail is the old Pontiac Chieftain sign....

WHOOHOO! I got my 100% rating from the VA

*Christian women, what does the Bible say is the only o.k. reason for getting Separated/Divorced? Yes, there is one always the same in almost every faith... Christianity, Judaism, Islam, etc...

Well, depending on the weather, we could walk to a coffee shop, etc or I could grind my own beans and put on a fresh pot of coffee... then we can take things from there... But ultimately your call... I'm not a poor bum, we can actually do more than just sit around...


***WOOT!!!***
They arrested Radovan Kradzic "The Butcher of Bosnia" He was the Bosnian President that ordered 'cleansing' of ten's of thousands of Bosnian Muslims and Croatians... He was also the architect on the siege of Sarajevo and a big part of why I was deployed over to the Balkans...he's been on the run for the last 13 years...Now, he'll be tried for war crimes in Hague... :)

Mmmmm Sushi... a good Sushi bar and good conversation

I want a woman that I think about and want to be around 100% of the time... yes, I want Independence too, but wanting and having are 2 different things... I seem to get the clingy/smothering type or the lose the mind with a little freedom type...

Someone that can understand I get pre-occupied at times with my lawsuit for Medical Malpractice/Failure to Diagnose/Failure to Treat etc...

Side note: My credit sucks, I cut up all my cards a long time ago (about 10 years) and lack of credit is killing me... I'm debt free, but, lack of credit is the same as bad credit for y'all's future reference...I feel 18 again, but, back then they were practically giving cards away...now-a-days, they want your soul, sign the contract in blood... Meeting at the crossroads is probably much easier...

I'm a fan of tabbed browsing, so often times, even though it shows I'm 'online' I'm really not...
Don't give up, keep fishing and if one bait don't work, try another, Speaking of which, I may be stink bait, but, some fish are attracted to it...

I can't dance for obvious reasons :op So dancing as a first date is out... Classical, Lounge, Reggae, Island (Jimmy Buffet), Elvis type music (Rockabilly)are my favorites, not a huge fan of Rap

I know I'm irresistible, I have the short, fat, furry, hobbit thing kicking as well as the hemi-plegic in a wheelchair bonus, so please keep your hands to yourselves....lol! I poke fun at myself, I'm a slow moving target

Though I'm fairly well off now, please don't go after my bank account only...