I could sit here and type all the things you want to hear but why bother. I mean after all I am already phucking Ben Affleck. Do you think you can compete with Ben?

Alright fine I guess I will tell you a few things about me. I am not sure if you are worthy enough but here goes. I was born a poor black child... oh wait that's not the story I was going to tell. I am a 36 year old sexy red headed mama. Got MILF? If you play your cards right you just may.

I have a wonderful 11 year old son that is my world. Not sure if you are cool enough to hang with us but you can try right? Keep in mind it never hurts to try.

So I am really at the point in my life where I am bored with men and all the drama they come. And yes you men do come with drama. Let's not kid ourselves here.

I would also like to point out that I am fat. Not plus sized, not voluptuous, not any other lame a*** term you might want to call it. Just fat. Jack asked me personally to keep on eating Jack in the crack. I mean come on, who could tell that cute little jack in the box no?

So what am I looking for you ask? Well I would like a guy with a really great sense of humor, sticks in the mud are no fun. You have to make me laugh. If you take yourself too seriously, nevermind...keep goin.
On a serious note, I am a down to earth woman just looking to find a nice guy to hang out with and see where it goes from there.

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