Hello to all you ladies in fishy land.
I'm Jake and i'll come straight to the point.

Basically i'm searching for that one intelligent and humorous lady to connect with.
Or just anyone who will tolerate me.

I'm not going to bore you with all this criteria business, i like to have scope.
More importantly i'm not seeking just a one night stand.
WHAT AM I SAYING!


To be blunt, i don't care much about looks or even age.
I'm realistic.
Just have a great attitude and a pulse and i'm happy. Pulse is optional!


SO YOU SEE, IT'S THAT SIMPLE!

No rubbish about moonlight walks, log cabins and open fireplaces.
No romantic B.S. about how sweet, new age and sensitive i am.
No pillow talk or poetic nonsense.
Just the facts.

AND I'M ACTUALLY SINGLE AND NOT JUST PRETENDING TO BE, UNLIKE MOST OF THESE CHARACTERS.
LET'S HOPE THEY RUN INTO THEIR WIVES ON THIS.


Anyway, let's discuss this over a nice coffee.
Or possibly a decent chardy.
Promise not to bite! But no guarantees.

ONLY WOMEN LIVING IN MELBOURNE PLEASE.
AND NO SCAMMERS EITHER. I AINT THAT DUMB!

Spend an enchanting evening of song and merriment dining at McDonalds.
Or maybe somewhere more up-market.